Are you dead or alive

The “Are You Alive or Dead?” quiz is a weirdly hilarious, low-key creepy test that dives deep into your vibe and life energy. It’s not asking you your age or what your favorite color is. Nah. It’s more like: “Have you been in a car crash?” “Do you smell like flowers or doom?” “Have you ever been bitten by a rabid animal?” 🤨 It’s random, personal, and just chaotic enough to keep you guessing what it’s really measuring. Spoiler alert: it’s your aliveness level, but not just physically actually maybe physically — we’re talking spiritually, emotionally, and mentally too. 😵🧠✨

And once you finish? OHHH you better brace yourself. If your answers gave off undead vibes, it’ll tell you straight up — like “42% ALIVE” or worse: “You could’ve been alive yesterday... but not today.” 💀 And if you get a zero? Game over. It’ll be like: “Go to your coffin and rot. Like right now. GOOOO.” But if you score high, you’ll feel like a living legend. Either way, this quiz is NOT gentle. It roasts, exposes, and lowkey predicts your afterlife status… all while making you laugh and question your existence. 😂🔥