Are You As Insane As Me?

I know you all are curious of how insane you are. But when you're told you're as insane as me, you know you've lost it. So, are you as insane as me, in the middle, or a boring sane person? Questions+Answers make so sense whatsoever. Do not hurt yourself trying to understand them. Good luck!

No animals were harmed in the making of this quiz. Side effects include. We, meaning I, are not responsible for what ever side effects this test has on your level of sanity. Did you know cancer originated from claustrophobic green monkeys?

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
What is your favorite color?
SNAILS! SNAILS ARE FURRY!
Red, like the blood of the severed heads in my refridgerator.
Ohmygod, like pink. DUH!
Who is your idol?
Chuck Norris
Jesus
Brittney Spears
What is your favorite movie?
Spaceballs
I.LIKE.CHEESE.
Barbie - The Nutcracker!
Led Zepplin (An undercover koala) approaches you during a concert and steals your purse (if you're a guy it's your girlfriends >>), in which you have $500 big ones and a picture of Chuck Norris. You..
MOON PRISM POWER!! -attack- And beat him viciously with a guitar.
Knee him in the groin and take back the purse!
Take it back.
You're on a camping trip with four of your closest friends. There are posessed zombies trying to kill you and your friends! They already ate one of your friends! What do you do?
Run away.
BITE THEM! AND THEN FIGHT THEM OFF WITH A FAKE ARM!
Avenge your friend!
You go to McDonalds with your friends. When you recieve your salad, you are puzzled to find a severed finger in it. You..
Eat it. Duh.
Sue McDonalds!
Throw it out, and leave.
You have an unfortunate run-in with Dracula. He wants to turn you into a vampire.
Ask for his autograph, then let him turn you.
Scream, and run away.
Call 911! O.o
What color is your hair?
Purple
Brown
Grey
Favorite soda?
Cheerwine
Pepsi
I like juice..
Do you like eating out?
Yes, I like *eating* out -cough-
Nope..?
Why are there asteriks around the eating in answer one?
Do you like snails?
Furry ones, yes.
CHEESE! -breakdances-
Achm, no.
How was this quiz?
Tasty.
Exotic.
Boring.

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