Are you a Trauma Nurse?

This quiz is specific to STU nurses only...and those who have been dubbed honorary STU nurses...any and all material in this quiz is merely heresay and cannot be proven in a court of law...

None of the contents of this quiz can be thought to be projected as anything other than a pure farce and therefore cannot be dubbed as "laterally violent"...Many aspire to be as cool as us, but few succeed...

Created by: shannon
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. You walk on the unit and are smacked in the face by a horrible odor...what is it?
  2. What kind of shirt did Dennis have to wear when he lost the bet?
  3. You are having trouble inserting an NG tube into your patient...who do you call?
  4. What is "Strobonation"?
  5. It's 30 degrees in the unit and everyone has layers of clothing on and blankets from the warmer...who is working and therefore must be responsible?
  6. Who once jumped out of a body bag in the bed/room of a recently deceased patient causing a certain nurse to "damn near s---" his pants...?
  7. Referring to question #8...which nurse "damn near s---" his pants...?
  8. What color was Helena's doo-rag while she was a patient on 4Toll?
  9. Your shift started at 7pm, it is now 11pm and 12 traumas have been called...who is in the building?
  10. Your patient arrives to the floor from the PACU with a ventriculostomy hooked up to a pressure bag...which PACU nurse hooked it up?
  11. Which of the following is "Gretch's" favorite doctor?
  12. Which STU nurse was given the title of second best Barista in Philadelphia in 2004?
  13. Who put on disaster jumpsuits, labeled them "Purvis Cleaning" and drove the floor buffer to the CCU?
  14. Who is Captain Diversity?
  15. Who is "Jaundice Julian"?
  16. Who did Dennis lap-dance on her birthday?
  17. Who won the "how many volts can I stand from the train of fours machine" contest?
  18. How many pairs of scrub pants did Bill bust his ass out of (literally) in a 2 week period?
  19. Which STU nurse hase a major phobia of rubber bands?
  20. Which nurse contorted themself into a pretzel and hid in a cabinet for the sole purpose of scaring Eva?
  21. A resident leaves their labcoat in the STU overnight...what is bound to happen to it?
  22. A person dressed as a clown enters the unit...which nurse gets out of the building the fastest?
  23. What is Plunkett's favorite game?

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