Are you a cat ????

There are many humans roaming the planet, but very few of them are cats. Most of us could not overthrow our race, and we have opposable thumbs and language. Really, we are pathetic. I aspire to be a cat.

Are you a cat? Are you a member of the privileged and superior race? Do people run to serve your every whim? Or are you doomed to a lifetime of servitude and drudgery, trapped in a job you hate to make ends meet, never your own person...

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
How do you greet people?
Say "hello"
Meow if they smell friendly, slap htem if they smell hostile
Sniff their rear, then lick them
How do you earn your living?
I serve my masters
9-to-5 grind
Earn? The world owes me a living.
How much sleep do you get?
6-9 hours/night
23 hours a day
About 10 hours/day
Think about other people for a change!!!
Other people? Where? I wanna makes friends with them! *bounces*
*incredulously* There are OTHER PEOPLE in the universe?
uhhh... sorry...
Do you have claws?
Yes, retractable ones.
Yes, but not retractable.
What do you think of yourself?
I'm ok, I guess.
All shall bow before my greatness.
I wuv everyone!!!
What do you eat?
.. normal food?
I eat? I just inhale and the food is gone! *whimpers*
Only the best. However, my minions insist on bringing me inferior quality food.
Why do you kill?
I don't
For food, or because something was attacking my loved ones
It's funnnn... come here, little mousey....
Do some work!
I have a job!
*snore*... minions... !
Can we play a game?
Your ears are...
Just ears
Small and pointy

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