1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Lets start this off with something simple...Where do you live? In an apartment in the city suburbs country side4. Now about that house of yours,describe it a bit. two story, mostly big windows two story, mostly small windows one story, mostly big windows one story, mostly small windows apartment5. Are you fat? no, I am comparable to a twig Like a football player, but without the football bit fat fat REALLY FAT a bit healthy, but not much, in the middlish6. Now we get to the zombie stuff. Lets say you encounter your first zombie just outside a mall, and you have no weapons improvise find some run duke it out go and hide scream for help7. Lets assume you survived the last bit, and need to go shopping, where do you go? Walmart. Food. Guns. Scary Walmart people. Everything I need. Gun store. For all my armament needs Food store. I need food for the wait. Bestbuy. I can't live without my TV Bar. F**k surviving the apocalypse, I'm goin out in style. I don't NEED anything, I got it all at home.8. How many guns do you currently have in your house? 0 1 2-3 4-5 6-7 8...9...10...uhhh...you know what, I don't actually know.9. How much canned food do you have in your house? eww canned food! a bit some a lot its basically all I have that I don't munch down instantly food comes in a can?10. Let's say you still have some time left, who do you get over to your house(lets assume everyone else's house sucks more than your's does) my family! I care about them! my friends, we can party until the zombies get bored my friends, and we are gonna kick some mother f***ing zombie ass! YEAH!!! I'm better off alone as many people as I can find.11. All good, how do you barricade your house? lock up all the rooms I don't need, put a couch or something in front of any windows in the ones I do. My house is two stories B****! I'm choppin up dem atairs and watching the zombies scramble around down there. I'll lock the doors, that'll hold hammer? check. Nails? check. Wood? check. I think that is an explanation Who said anything about hiding? *click-click* me thinks were gonna be on the roof.12. How many hours of sleep do you need? A LOT 8 6 5 4 213. do you usually get stressed over things? what's stress? a lot not much a bit rarely14. and so theh questions continue, I sure hope your not getting annoyed by them, what do you do after the apocalypse? it involves girls and the continuation of mankind beer n poker pray kill zombies all day. a bit of everything send distress messages and paint the roof.15. This house sucks...where do you go? walmart country mountains another house I kinda like it here16. kinda car you got truck van sports car normal car a trucker's truck monster-car17. lets say you encounter some other survivor group...you shoot em have a party avoid em try and steal their stuff try and merge groups18. Kinda gun you using as primary machine gun semi-automatic rifle pistol shotgun small machine gun Guns? I don't NEED guns19. Kinda melee weapon you using? machete knife(includes swords) chainsaw axe sickle I'ma go kung-fu on your ass!20. I know, its a long quiz, but I don't care, cause you weren't the one who had to write it. Anyway! Lets assume something bad happens to your car. whadda ya do. hot-wire another one leg it to somewhere safe try and fix the car pray try and hitch a ride21. your barricades in wherever have just been broken, you hide. get on the roof. try and shoot your way to the car find a room, lock the door, wait. Use human shields to get out22. Have you read the zombie survival guide? yes no a bit23. Is this infected? I don't care. BAM. now you don't either. nah, don't worry bout it. wait and see. were gonna leave you behind now. bye. If you suck the poison out of a wound, it'll be fine, lemme see your arm.24. Stereotypical If your best friend/girl friend has been bit whadda ya do...I can't help it...it must be asked. shoot him/her straight off. leave em behind wait for it, then shoot em. chop off ze arms and legs and take em with you. explain what has to be done, hand them pistol. leave them behind, let them choose.25. Your group has been over taken by zombies, you run shoot everything try and pull some survivors out of there shoot self.26. I know its a looonnnggg quiz, but bear with me, its probably the most accurate one. Suppose you have been bitten(I know, I know) you shoot self shoot everyone run away and become a zombie try and take down a few zombies with you27. Best thing to do 6 months after the apocalypse? keep moving make a city of survivors experiment isolate yourself28. What do you aim for on a zombie? brain heart everything you don't aim, you have to burn it to kill it29. What kind of music is best for zombie slaughters metal country classical rock jazz rap30. I guess my last question will be question 30, its a nice number. Anyway, what kinda anti-zozmbie clothing you got? leather swat vest just a shirt a bunch of sweatshirts I don't think they'll ever get that close