The Insanity Quiz

Hey have you ever wondered how strange you really are? I know I have and I am a really strange person just ask my friends...well you can't really coz they're imaginary. Hee hee! Mwa ha ha ha haaa!!! I like pie! But dude if you have any problems with the quiz it's honestly not my fault, well, it is but you can always blame it on Akon like his song says! Sorry Akon.

Try out my quiz and have a go if you get 100% though I suggest you get some help. Be careful and answer the questions truthfully and insanely...wait did I say that...oops sorry. I also appologise to Chris Crocker for involving Britney Spears in my quiz. I wonder what would happen if I swallowed my tounge? Hmmm... I wonder I really do. "Hey ya'll watcha doing" sorry that was just my split personality talking.

Created by: Zoe Westwood
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you insane?
Mwa ha ha ha haarrr!!! Why do you ask?
If I knew that I wouldn't be doing this you weirdo!
Butterflies are tasty...
Duh!
No *blush*
4. Do you have friends that nobody else can see or hear? Or are YOU one of those kind of friends?
I see dead people...
Who the heck would they need help really quick.
I like pointy things!!!
Have you met my friend Larry?
I am the invisible man..woman...it...
5. e=?
mc2
mc3
Elephant!
Huh?
6. Are you allergic to shellfish?
Mmmm...crabs...
No
Yes
Lemme see...
7. Is Elvis still alive?
No. He is a fat drugo b*stard!
Aren't I Elvis?
Yeah man and he's in my basement!
8. Do you believe in Snoop Dowgge?
Hell yar!
WTF?
Yo yo yo man!
I can make lightning come out of my...
9. How many fingers do you have?
8
10
456.134688
And fingers are what again?
Do you mean on my hands or downstairs?
10. BONUS QUESTION: are you expecting to win a lollypop by answering this question?
I hope so!
I want pie not lollypops!
Firearm anyone?
No
I'm allergic to anything bonus...
11. Have you ever been probed analy?
I haven't BEEN probed but I have probed somebody else.
Who hasn't been?
Considering it...
12. Do you smoke, take drugs or drink any alcohol?
Alcohol
D-d-d-drr-uuu-g-g-zzzz mmm-arrn
*puff* Not me...
I do everything and anything!
I don't and I wouldn't
Is 'cheese in a can' a drug?
13. How do you spell Encephelyitious?
What kind of a question is that?
My diaper is full now!
Dude?
Train goes in tunnel right?
E-N-C... oh I forget!
14. Sum up your personality with one word beginning with R?
Rude
Retard
Rabbit
Ridiculous
Resurrected
Ruhbarb
15. Have you ever had a fantasy about either of the following celebrities:
Michael Jackson
Paris Hilton
George Bush
Elton John
None of these weidos
I don't fantasise about anyone
16. Are you a cannibal?
You're looking pretty tasty dude...
No
Yes
You wish
17. What is your favourite colour?
Red like blood! Ha ha ha ha ha haa!!!
Yellow cause it makes me feel all so happy!
Black coz it makes me feel Emo
Green like clouds... hee hee... so green man...
Blue like the water...oops I had an accident *blush*
Other
18. Are you expecting a homosexual question?
Ah YEAH!
No way!
19. Is the Pentagon coming after you?
Meh?
Oh God. Why did I take this quiz again?
Sssshhhh they might here you!
20. Do you like firearms, sharp objects and/or setting things on fire?
Fire!? Ooh pretty wanna touch it!
Bam! Bam! *runs around room immitating machine gun*
I want a cookie *sob*
I like pointy things!
Hell no!
Everything dangerous!

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