Which Theatre 'D Art Creator Are You?

This quiz is designed to look deeper inside some of the minds of Theatre 'D Art and see who you most likely resemble (only one of five possible outcomes, and may add more later as we grow!).

There is a certain level of insanity that goes into creating the absurd theatrical productions of Theatre 'D Art, and this quiz will help you define that insanity. Which THEATRE 'D ART CREATOR ARE YOU?

Created by: The Osbourne Studio
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How much blood should be used in a play?
Minimal - - emphasized with lighting
A good amount, and easily cleaned
A lot -- but preferrably confetti and streamers too
Plenty and in different varieties
SOAK THE STAGE! SWIM IN IT!
4. My most humbling moment as a director was when...
I made my actors cry.
My actors went on strike.
I was duct-taped to a chair and labeled "Castro."
An actor referred to me as a Nazi in the newspaper.
An actor rewrote my lines with a tasteless 9-11 joke.
5. My biggest directing influence might be:
Ariane Mnouchkine (socialist French theater)
Sarah Kane (modern expressionist theater)
Alfred Jarry (theater of the absurd)
Jim Henson (innovative modern puppetry)
Martin McDonagh (Irish black comedy)
6. The reason I'm still in theater is:
Bathing Suits.
Flaming Hot Dogs.
My Friends!
The Cast Party.
Fake Gism.
7. If I had a mascot, it would be:
A Unicorn
A Chihuahua
Exploded black and white cat
Live black and white cat
Cartoon vulture
8. My favorite alcoholic beverage is:
Ninja Slider
Beezlebub's Brew
Beer on a remote control tank
Carribbean Pineapple
No, thank you.
9. Backstage, I'm most known for:
Grossing people out with my props.
Drawing stick figures.
Playing video games.
Giving out gifts.
Being the only productive one.
10. No matter what happens, I'm OK if I have:
Sour candy, sharpies, and mountain dew
Nintendo DS, duct tape, and lubricant
Notebook, glow tape, and cigarettes
Hot glue, safety pins, and first aid kit
Laptop, wireless internet, and pizza
11. Someday I'll be paid to be:
A world travelor
A movie director
A playwright
A cartoonist
A sci-fi novelist
12. Onstage, you'll most likely see me:
As a cameo
Being tortured
With my hand up a puppet's arse
As an understudy
Improvising my lines

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