Insanity Is Just a Word

People say "insanity" is just a word. Well, those people are wrong. Insanity is more than a word, it's a way of life. If you're insane, you're gosh darn lucky! Well, take this quiz to see if you're lucky or not!

Are YOU insane? Are you just a cut below the rest? Are you wondering why you're reading this? Well take the quiz to find out! Answer the questions like an insane person would to get a higher percentage.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You see a squirrel severely injured on the side of the road. You...
Go and help the poor thing!
Stare in horror.
Sit and watch it squirm.
Call out to someone for help.
Poke it and laugh.
Set it on fire!
4. What's your favorite letter?
6
0
56
93
7
None of these are letters!
5. How many times do you push the "clear" button on the calculator before entering the numbers?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Like, 10.
6. Favorite movie?
Before I Forget
Miss Murder
Stricken
Rock Me Gently
Jordan
WTF?! None of these are movies! What's up with the trick questions?
7. If you could set anything on fire, what would it be?
The fire in the fireplace.
A house.
A Camaro.
Some paper or something.
A game system.
My own hair, bro!
8. You have lower back problems. Where do you go to get it fixed?
The vet.
A lower back doctor.
The bathtub.
Nowhere. Just deal with it.
Your best friends house.
The club.
9. You've just seen an alien! What are you going to do?
Make a foil hat so the aliens can't tune in on your brain waves.
Get it on camera and mail it in!
Stare, awestricken.
Have a stroke.
Go after it! It ain't gonna take over my planet!
Sit and cry.
10. Why do feet smell?
They get sweaty, walking all day, and have no ventilation so the sweat is absorbed into the skin.
Little stink germs multiply and mate, making it all sweaty and hot.
Idk.
Why is the sky blue?
Your feet have a plague that doesn't spread to the rest of your body and makes them sweat.
Because they just do.
11. It rains because...
Water vapor in the sky condenses to form droplets, which eventually become too heavy and fall to Earth.
God pees on us.
Angels water the earth with giant flower waterers.
God's taking a shower and his nasty bath water is falling on us.
That's rain? I thought it was orbs of happiness.
Because it does, okay?
12. What are drugs for?
For making you happy when you're feeling blue.
For curing illness.
For shoving down random peoples' throats and see what happens.
Stuffing down your pants.
Grillin up with some nice burgers and serving with ketchup.
To awe your friends.
13. The police are hot on your trail. How many home-made bombs do you throw at them?
None! They're the police! Show some respect!
1.
2.
3.
4.
All of them ,baby!

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