Which Green Wing Character Are You?

Ever been watching Green Wing, wondering "Which Green Wing character am I most like?" Possibly not. But even so, now's your chance to find out, in this quiz, which is creatively named: "Which Green Wing character am I most like?"

So, are you as cool as Mac, as arrogant as Guy, as inept as Caroline, or as psychopathic as Sue? Find out here by taking this simple test! A warning however...not everyone will come out as Mac. Also, the results are meant in good humour, but there are few flattering comments, so please don't be offended by the result.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
You're in a bar, and you see a member of the opposite sex. What do you do?
Make him/her laugh with an extremely witty comment
Go across, but fall over on the way, and spill drink everywhere
Think about going over, then run away and hiding for, oooh, a week
Check that you've shaved today, then walk over, and wiggle your arse in their face
Tell them that your middle name is Casanova, and that you've slept with "gazillions" of people
Kill everyone else in the room, so you can be alone together
What is your favourite colour?
Blonde
Red. Like Blood.
Pink.
Octomarine. It's a colour that only I can see.
Ginger.
Colour?
When did you last have sex?
Oh, 10 minutes ago. With twins. Foreign ones as well.
When did you?
When I was drunk.
Whenever I want.
When I got my chainsaw back.
Not recently. As in, since I was born.
What are you listening to?
The Kinks: You Really Got Me.
The Kinks: That song that goes "da da da da da".
The Sopranino Recorder.
Coldplay. Very quietly.
The National Anthem of the country you're about to create.
Children screaming.
Which of these most annoys you?
People who cheat at sports, e.g. Guyball.
The Metric System.
Lack of sex.
Any social contact with anyone.
Unsightly body hair.
Anything that can't be cured by a blowtorch.
What is your philosophy in life?
I am great.
I'd like to make it through today without embarassing myself.
If I do this correctly, I might have some sex later.
Surgery is always an option.
Take this and f--- off.
My philosophy is far wittier than anything listed here.
Have you any hobbies?
Playing the recorder.
Guyball.
Vanity.
Recreational sex. And non-recreational sex. Actually, just sex.
Avoiding people.
Talking in crow language.
What is your greatest fear?
Spots.
Wrinkles.
Dwarves.
Humiliation.
Failure.
There's no such thing as fear, when you have a flamethrower.
What is your attitude to relationships?
I'm waiting for the right person to settle down with.
I'm a sensitive, caring soul, and the world's greatest lover.
I'm waiting for someone who's caring, compassionate, and rich.
Do relationships come before or after the sex?
Erm....I might ask that person if maybe they would like to be my girlfriend/boyfriend. Maybe.
Once this restraining order is removed, we can finally be together.
Finally, why are you doing this quiz?
Because I want to know how amazing I am.
Because real life is so scary.
Because I can.
Because I thought this was a dating agency.
Because I'm not allowed out the house, the tag will go off.
Hmmm, internet? Sounds suspiciously like technology to me.

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