Which Dream SMP Member are you? (Real Version NOT Clickbait)

This is a very very serious test that took years of research to perfect and make 100% reliable. Will determine everything else in your future for the rest of your life.

Can never be redone, if you try to retake the test we will hunt you down and come for you. If you didn't like the person you got that's on you for not being anything like your fave.

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What is your favourite colour?
- Eggplant
- Army
- Dark Golden Rod i
- Tiger
- Chili
- Cornflower
- #1de9b6
- Watermelon
Where do you stand politically?
- Anarchist
- Communist
- Conservative
- Environmentalist
- Nationalist
- Liberal list
- Socialist
If a coffee pot was found broken at your place of work what would you do?
- Take the blame
- Blame anyone else that breathes
- Try and get everyone to gang up on one person
- Use dumb logic to confuse everyone
- Be completely silent and let the chaos unravel
- Cry if blamed
- Buy a new pot while everyone is arguing
- Ask who did it
What is you favourite animal?
- Salmon
- Pig
- Bee
- Cat
- Fox
- Dog
- Bear
- Bird
Which Sun Tzu quote do you agree with the most?
- ''Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, And when you move, Fall like a thunderbolt'' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
- "If you wish to defeat me, you must train for 500 years." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
- "Whatever you do, don't show all your techniques on a YouTube video. You fool, you moron." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
- "Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
- "Stop misquoting me" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
- "All War is deception" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Get good.
- Yes
- I am
- What?
- No u
- Huh?
- Get got
You come across a village, what do you do?
- Arson
- Loot and kill
- Run through
- Run around
- Steal
- Trade
Ayo look at that cake!
- Where?
- What flavour?
- Oh sheeeet you right
- *awkward silence*
How would you describe yourself?
- Humble
- The greatest ever
- Funny
- I don't know
- Caring
- Flirty
- Awkward
Which member is your favourite? (Will not effect score)
- Technoblade
- Dream
- Tommyinnit/Tubbo
- The_Eret
- GeorgeNotFound
- BadBoyHalo/Sapnap
- Jschlatt
- Wilbur Soot

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