What kind of Beverage are you?

Ever wonder what kind of beverage you would be if you were a beverage rather than a human being? If it's the kind of thing that keeps you up at night, worry no more! This little quiz will shed light on the deepest aspects of your inner self.

Just answer a few serious and thought provoking questions to finally truly know yourself as a beverage. Knowing this information will really help you get ahead in life.

Created by: Hamma Burger

What is your favorite color?
- Warm Amber
- Dark Purple
- Creamy White
- Fiery Red
- Cool Blue
- What the heck kind of dumb question is this?
What do you do when your phone rings?
- I scowl at it and then block the caller.
- I quick squeeze out a fart then answer it like nothing stinks.
- I jump up so fast in excitement I almost wet myself.
- I sigh heavily and contemplate the pros and cons of answering.
- I'm cool with that.
- I'm happy I haven't been forgotten
What type of water do you prefer to swim in?
- Pond with Lily pads
- Ocean with big waves
- White water rapids
- Fire hose
- Swimming pool
- Little kids wading pool
If I had to pick one, I would choose...
- Farting in the bathtub
- Climbing an apple tree
- Brushing my best friends hair
- Pouring hot sauce on someone else's food
- It's really hard to pick one of these
- Digging up dirt on a coworker to get them fired
When I grow up, I wanna be...
- Just like Donald Trump
- A maid of honor at someone's wedding!
- An anesthesiologist
- Maybe either a caregiver or a musician
- A stripper that springs out of a cake
- A food server
What's your favorite mythical creature?
- Unicorn
- Succubus
- Phoenix
- Loch Ness Monster
- Satyr
- Kim Kardashian
Last but not least, what is your favorite shape?
- Circles
- Pentagram
- Isosceles triangle
- Puffies
- Spirals
- Dung
In your time off you like to....
- Take quizzes on "goto quiz"
- Watch horror movies
- Eat junk food
- Play on my phone
- Gossip
- Hide away from the world
If I were to wake up in the night with a big on my face, what would be the least horrible bug?
- Worm
- Ant
- Beetle
- Slug
- Caterpillar
- Aphid
Other people think I am a
- backstabber
- psychopath
- Gossip
- Liar
- Butt kisser
- Smooth talker

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