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What is your Scranton Ratio?

Well, this is the type of test you want to fail. If you take this test and score over a 50 you probably need to examine your life and see what is going wrong. Not only that but you probably should get driving instruction.

Are you a Scrantonian? Hopefully not, nor do you want to be. I hope you score a zero or close to it. If you do, that means you're actually a functioning member of society that is not mooching off of everyone else. Good luck! I hope you Fail!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Do you use turn signals?
Yes
No
When I feel like it
When I remember
I haven't figured them out yet
When about to turn left at an intersection do you...
Just go
Wait until traffic has cleared
Go, then stop and block the intersection
Go and then in the middle of the intersection turn on your signal
Turn left from the right lane
Turn left with your right turn signal on
How often do you sit on your porch during an average day?
None
1 hour
1-3 hours
3-6 hours
6-9 hours
9+ hours
Do you have a job?
Yes
No
I did
My cousin does
I can't get one... I'm illegal
Do you invite friends/family over to sit on your porch?
No, I don't even sit on it
No, I like my porch to myself
Sometimes on special occasions... like Holidays
Sometimes on special occasions... like Saturdays
Yes, nightly
Yes, daily and nightly
When sitting at a stop light, when do you proceed?
When it turns green
When I've waited long enough
When the cop looks away
When my car starts to overheat
How many colors is your car?
One
Two, I have racing stripes!
Two, I got a door from another car
Three, I got a door and a hood from my uncle
Four, I'm not sure if those doors are even for the same style of car
Five or six... is rust a color?
What hours of the day was your school in session?
7:30 - 3:30 - We worked hard
8:00 - 3:30 - They kept us busy
8:00 - 2:30 - Teachers unions only work so long
8:30 - 2:00 - Pretty much a breeze
9:00 - 2:00 - Five hours is a long day
9:30 - 1:30 - Lunch and gym each lasted an hour
To celebrate a holiday you do which of the following?
Whatever is the traditional activity
Chill with my friends/family
Travel
Hang on my porch
Fire a shotgun out the window
Break out my "special" blend of tobacco and smoke it
When a car is trying to merge into your lane from an entrance ramp do you...
Move over into the open left lane?
Slow down or speed up to create space?
Maintain your course to make the merging car adjust
Slow down or speed up to not allow the car to merge
Act like you don't see the car and drive him onto the shoulder
Ride your horn, swerve your car, tap your brakes then pass him and cut him off
Which of the following do you consider a major political accomplishment?
Lowering the wage tax
Increasing the wage tax
Bringing expensive hotels to a city
Paving a road
Remodeling a park
For a vacation you take the family to...
The Jersey Shore
The Poconos
The Adirondacks
Your Friends porch
Carbondale
The Glider Diner
Your Mom and Dad live...
Across town
In another city
Down da street
Next door
Downstairs with granma
Upstairs with your brother's family
How often do you mow your lawn?
Weekly
As needed
Monthly
Once every couple of hours
My landlord does it
What makes that stuff grow anyway?
How would you describe your car sterio?
Whatever came with the car
I sold my car doors so I could pay for it
It's worth more than my car
It's worth more than my house
My car is also my house
What do you do for fun?
Go to the movies
Do one of my hobbies
Hang out on my porch
Hang out on my friends porch
Drive around with the bass all the way up
Shoot shotguns out the window
When you see someone you don't know do you...
Say hi and chat for a moment?
Say hi and continue on your way?
Ignore them?
Stare at them?
Stare at them and follow them?
When walking down a street and a car approaches do you...
Move out of the way
Get onto the sidewalk
Spread out and give the car just enough room
Spread out and block the road
Talk on your cellphone and pretend you can't see it
When walking with your young children do you...
Hold their hand and watch them
Watch them carefully
Let their older sibling care for them
Talk on your cellphone and hope for the best
Ignore them then yell at them when they won't listen
When the kids are outside playing, I am...
Doing yard work
Playing with them
Watching them from the window
Sitting on my porch on my cell
Sitting on my porch yelling at them
Sitting on my porch, talking on my cell, yelling at them, and playing loud music
I hope my children grow up to...
Be a doctor
pursue their life dreams
Move back in with me
take care of me so I can sit here on my porch
Work at Redners
Work the system and live off everyone else

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