How Dude are You

In order to rid the world of philistines and nail biters, there must be more Dudes and Dude-wannabes. Just taking this quiz means you are on the path to enlightenment and true Dude-dom.

The pressing question of our time is How Due Are YOU? Unfortunately, you are the last to know, so have your friends take this quiz and answer for you. That's what friends are for.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
If your friend spilled beer in your car you'd say
Jeesus, I just cleaned out the vomit and now this!
What did you have to waste a perfectly good beer for?
No, your other mouth!
Now I am going to have to hurt you.
A bunch of people come in to your house and pee on your rug. You say
oh, man, not the rug!
what is the MATTER with you morons??
Micturating on the carpet contravenes League Rules!
nothing--just sign and go to the refrigerator for a beer
How many times have you passed out and had a dream that involves bowling?
6 or more
How many times a week do you get high?
Once or twice
I beg your pardon?
"The old man told me I could take any rug I want!"
This makes sense
This makes absolutely no sense
I would rather be right than be happy
Why choose?
People would describe me as laid back to the point of coolness.
I feel it is very important to eat three balanced meals and get plenty of exercise daily.
This is obviously the path to enlightenment
This is obviously the product of a disordered mind
What kind of life would that be
Man, that sounds freaky
I believe in the sanctity of life.
What ties a room together?
An entertainment center
A computer
A long rope
An oriental rug
Brains beats brawns anytime. Or was that prawns?
Oh, man, gotta lay off that panama red
Fighting is the sport of small minds and small weenies
Both brains and brawn (or prawns)
Brawn is a really funny-looking word
What does the Dude do?
Works in a western theme park
Plays miniature golf
Is a member of a league

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