What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female It's your night off. Which of the following applies to you? "I'm out at the same night club I always go to." "I'm out enjoying life, doing whatever comes to mind." "I'm out searching for a one-night stand." "I'm sitting at home in front of the TV or computer, relaxing." "I'm plotting world domination, creating a religion, or something else constructive." "I'm cleaning house, doing laundry, or doing something else around the house." Do you have any children (living with you)? No, I don't have time to reproduce. No. I haven't been that lucky. Yes, one darling bundle of joy. Yes, I have a couple. They keep me busy. Yes, but I lost count. None of them live with me, though. I don't remember. Maybe. A person you just met invites you to a party. You... Go only if you find that person sexually attractive. Go just for the hell of it. Go only if it's a swingers' party. Go only if it's a tupperware party. Decline. You don't know this person. Go only if you can bring someone with you. Your ideal career would be... Office work. You need your energy to party. Something political. You're always interested in public affairs. A cop, firefighter, paramedic, or soldier for hire. A movie director, performing artist, or something else creative. A priest, monk, guru, witch doctor, or something else spiritual. Professional explorer, drug dealer, or criminal mastermind. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? I don't eat ice cream. Something fruity, like strawberry. Chocolate or vanilla. Rocky Road, Mississippi Mud, Tin Roof, or something else crazy. Anything with chocolate in it. Whatever you're in the mood for when that ice cream urge hits you. Do you talk to strangers? "No. My mommy told me not to talk to strangers." Only if they have some candy to give you. When obligated to do so. Otherwise, no. Yes, anytime you want to bum a smoke, know what time it is, or need directions. Yes. Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. Of course! You'll talk to anyone, anywhere, and at anytime. What, to you, is the hardest part in starting a new relationship? Trying to come up with something to try and impress them on the first date. Not knowing what to do at all for that first date. Having sex with that person for the first time. Keeping up the illusion that you are a good person to be with. Meeting those special people in that person's life. Nothing. What are you fanatical about? Sports. Music. Religion. Politics. Exercise. Hedonism. Ever been arested while out having fun? No. You would never do anything which could get me arrested. No. You have always been able to out-run the cops. Yeah, you think so. You did wake up in jail. No. You've been keeping your partying low key. Not you. You never leave your house. Yes. Once or a few times. The reason you took this test was... Just came acrossed it. Had to check it out. Someone asked you to. A momentary lapse of sanity. No clue. You're rarely on the computer. You were worried. You were bored.