Raiden and Snake
Thread Topic: Raiden and Snake
I am Raiden--child of the battlefield!
Snake: Raiden? Raiden?! RAAAAAAAAAAIDENNNNNNNN--
Raiden: I'm going to stop you right there. If you don't stop screaming at the top of your lungs, you'll never scream again when I'm done with you!
Raiden's take on hiding in a box:
Raiden: "It's stupid and creepy."
Says the creep with a mechanical body and a crazy alter ego.
I just like saying that. It kinda rolls off the tongue.
Jack, what is your last name?
If you have one, can I have it? If you don't want it, do you want mine?
Me: Yes to what?
Raiden: Yes, now leave me alone.
Me: Well, whatever, Raiden. I still like you anyway.
Raiden: Will you leave me alone?! You're insane!
Raiden's the best!
Now Snake, I know I said you were the best, like, a bajillion times yesterday, but now it's Raiden's turn. Don't be mean.
Me: Snake, if your colonel told you to go jump off a cliff, would you do it?
Snake: What? Of course not!
Me: What if he told you Samus was down there?
I ain't sleepin' in no box with you again, David! I'm gonna do the sensible thing and sleep in a BED like Jack, okay?! Man, you sleep in your stupid box by yourself!
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