Ridiculous.
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Thread Topic: Ridiculous.
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      *lol bye bye Donny don't die*
 *is a cat so is somewhat faster*
 *eventually gets to Grave's throne room, sliding across the ice*
 
 THE BRITISH ARE COMING
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      *blinks, breathing out slowly through nose*
 
 Dark.
 
 
 
 
 
 What is a british?
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      *attempts to jump up onto his lap*
 *but falls short, falling on stomach*
 *does this several times*
 
 Never mind that-
 
 *jumps and fails*
 
 She's pissed that the messenger is dead-
 
 *another failed jump*
 
 AND SHE SENT PEOPLE TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD.
 
 *finally succeeds*
 *stands on the arm of the chair, tail fluffed up*
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      *watches Dark try to jump up somberly*
 *sighs, eyes falling toward the doorway again*
 
 Hmmm.
 
 *pauses, running finger over edge of throne of arm boredly*
 
 Is Don dead then?
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      ..Ohs--- I left Donny behind. Um.. He almost died, but I saved him, but..
 
 *kitten tears*
 
 DONNY COULD BE DEAD. ;O;
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      Mm. Looks like I'll need to get a new assistant again.
 
 *drums fingers on arm of throne*
 
 Let's see...
 
 *blinks*
 *glances over at Dark, grabbing onto her scruff with icy fingers*
 
 You're my new assistant.
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      *meow*
 
 ..But that's Donny's job..
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      Don is assumed dead. You're my new assistant.
 
 *holds onto scruff*
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      *dangling in the air*
 *tail flicks against his arm*
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      I'll take your silence as affirmation.
 
 *sets her back down on arm of chair as Iki charges in, melting the ice at her feet with each step*
 *her brigade fills in around her, pausing in the doorway*
 *all raise hands toward Grave*
 *blinks*
 
 Iki.
 
 Iki: YOU KILLED MY MESSENGER.
 
 *nods toward Dark*
 
 Actually, this cat did.
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      owo
 
 *presses little body against the arm of the chair, ears flattening*
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      Iki: Then I'll kill you both. -.-
 
 The assassin wasn't mine.
 
 Iki: *flares up*
 *sinks a little into the ground*
 o-o Your throne room is hella dangerous.
 
 Pay attention. It wasn't me.
 
 Iki: But you had my messenger killed!
 
 *blinks*
 
 He was annoying.
 
 Iki: ......He was annoying, wasn't he?
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      *blink blink*
 *confused face*
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      Iki: Wow, guess you kinda did me a favor, huh?
 
 Yes I did.
 
 Iki: Well.
 *scratches head in contemplation*
 Guess we really didn't need to come chargin over heWAIT WHO SENT THAT ICE b---- AFTER ME IF YOU DIDN'T
 
 I don't know.
 
 *sighs, resting head on hand again*
 
 Maybe that was the cat, too.
 
 *smirks at Dark*
 
 For shame, Dark. For shame.
 
 Iki: Grave I'm serious. I almost died. I'm scared. What should I-
 *takes a step toward Grave*
 *sinks a little further*
 owo
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      *ends up falling off the arm of the chair*
 *cats can't exactly swim and so probably going to die*
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