I cut myself......
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Thread Topic: I cut myself......
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IlUvCaTsDeSu NewbieThere were two kitties and they were both brothers. Their names were Law and Order. They wanted to bring peace to this empty world so they rode rainbows into the sunset. At the end they never did find the Irish pot of gold they were looking for, but instead found a statue of Rosie O'Donnell. At least, they thought it was a statue. The statue started flying around, breathing fire like a wild dragon. Law took out his sword of pepperoni and jammed it down her throat. They then proceeded on their journey.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu NewbieAs they traveled through the harshest of terrain on the planet, including the Gum Drop forest and Barbie's Dream House, the twin cats reached Atlantis. It was in vain, however, for all of the crab people had left due to the attack of wild and atrocious Bigfoots. They went to Denny's for a short break only to be ambushed by their arch enemy; the Nazi German Shepherd of Deutchland, Harry.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu Newbie"Meow meow, meow meow meow!" Order cursed in anger.
"Meow, Mew." Law agreed in irritation.
"Filthy felines I shall teach you respect and discipline!" The German dog growled, her teeth showing.
"We'll see about that you Nazi-f---ing horse humping two faced horny midget!" Order hissed, getting the first strike by clawing at her eye.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu Newbie"We are a proud species, Helga, and will not submit to your level of trash!" Law followed, clawing shreds off the dog's butthole. The Nazi dog helped and ran away, leaving the cats to continue on.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu NewbieThere came a new, unexpected enemy for these two; the Grand Slam. They ate until their stomachs couldn't hold a milometer more. They went back to the hotel and they had a horrible case of the runnies. They battled this poopy disaster for the next day presented even more challenges.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu NewbieThey went to a party where Order found a pretty girl cat and went back to the hotel with her. Law was left there and got mugged and killed by a couple crazed hobos. Order was so sad because he lost his brother and contracted HIV all in the same night.
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IlUvCaTsDeSu NewbieISN'T THAT THE BEST STORY YOU EVER RED DESU?!?!?!111??!ONE
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You have quite a creative and vivid imagination!
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