Daily Lessons on How the World Works
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Thread Topic: Daily Lessons on How the World Works
Welcome to today's lesson on How the World Works
Apparently we aren't allowed to have unrealistic Warriors OCs. You hear that, everyone? It's illegal! People will bombard you about it for days.
In regard to the above lesson, don't tell them to kiss your ass about it. It doesn't usually go well from there.
For an exclamation of Lesson 1, you are apparently not allowed to have red-eyed cats, male calicos, or non-tabby orange cats because it either makes them unrealistic or a so-called 'Mary Sue'
People just love to ignore the fact that Warriors is, quite literally, cats who live in groups *unrealistic quality #1*, can see all colors *unrealistic quality #2*, can taste sweetness *unrealistic quality #3*, and if you really want to talk about all the male calicos and tortoiseshells and on top of that tell me that it's basically 'illegal' for them to have kits, I can list off every. Single. One. In the series who is a male calico/tortoiseshell, and tell you that they in fact can and have had kits.
But I would not recommend you calling them that.
I'm pretty sure I got reported.
Learn from my mistakes, people who are dumbasses like me, and uh don't do that.
They also like to be judgy judgy of your names.
So, names like 'Glass' or 'Steel' are illegal because cats 'don't know what they are'.
Anyone need me to go over how unrealistic the actual series is? No a--hole's gonna tell me what my OC can and can't be.
Don't make the above mistake, though. They will get triggered from an unknown offense and go off at you because, guess what, Karens read Warriors too! Ooooooh I'm so scared.
Ending today's lesson on How the World Works with a conclusion statement.
It is illegal to have an OC that does not follow everyone's s---ty rules on the internet because if you don't they rally their friends to attack you but you can't fight back. Because they'll like report you or something.
And if you have an OC like that never tell them. Actually just don't speak to them, like, at all. They really aren't worth it.
Thanks for listening to today's lesson on How the World Works.
*hugs* Are you oke buddie?
Eh, you know, always nice having people insult your stuff because it's not up to their 'standard' s---.
Hey hey hey, sounds a lot like what happens irl too!
I WILL CRUMPLE THEM FOR BEING MEAN TO YOU
It's fine, Spice... besides, I'm pretty sure this is my fight.
Welcome to todays lesson on how the world works
Today we are learning how one of you are an atheist people are horrendous to you when they find out
And when you defend yourself the teachers yell at you even though they witnessed the other person start it
And if you try to explain you get yelled at for back talk
Because if you’re like me and live in a place where it’s a v religious city your doomed
Because at that point you’re no longer in America cause you have no religious freedom
Also if you have atheist friends
Don’t be surprised if one day poof they believe in God
Cause they actually don’t
They were just bullied into it
How one, if**
FRIEND I AM HERE *hugs*
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Ohh right right
Aight we were on-
'And all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold'
Suddenly there's fire but no it's a campfire with Spice and Nix and Egg and Tat sitting round it and you're telling stories and on the shooting stars part there's a shooting star that Spice points to and excitedly tells Tat who is next to her
Aww that's wholesome :D
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