I got problems...
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Thread Topic: I got problems...
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So, I go on Omegle for one purpose: to laugh. Here's what I get.
HELLO. I AM GOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, MY CHILD?
You: lol
Stranger: ummmma lot
Stranger: i've f---ed, done drugs, gotten drunk, hurt people, lied, cheated, and I'm not f---ing married yet.
You: GOOD!
Stranger: I'm 19, how many hail marys do i do?
You: 666
You: lol
Stranger: s---
You: hehe
Stranger: a bit harsh
You: YES, WELL FOR SOMEONE SO YOUNG...
Stranger: can i do like none?
You: NO! (that works!)
Stranger: what if i promise real hard to be good?
You: *SIGH* FIINEEE.........
Stranger: yay!
You: (dont' bother...)
You: NOW GO AND SIN NO MORE!! (or just keep doing what you're doing)
Stranger: ill probablt just keep doing what im doing
You: (that's good) NO IT IS NOT! (god, get away) IM GOD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Stranger: calm down god
Stranger: relax
Stranger: talk to me. how's the misses?
You: I AM GOD I HAVE A BOOMING VOICE, HENCE THE ALL CAPS
You: (what?!)
You: (*boots god out*) There
Stranger: you seem stressed god, talk it out with me.
Stranger: tell me your problems
You: (*laughs*)
You: YOU ARE MY PROBLEM
Stranger: specifically me or the human race as a whole?
You: UM, JUST YOU IS GOOD.
Stranger: i don't really think ive done anything for you to think i'm your problem
You: YEAH, THATS IT.
Stranger: it's not like i f---ed your wife or anything
You: I HAVE NO WIFE
You: (but you should have)
Stranger: well i didn't f--- your mom then
You: .....
You: THAT WOULD BE GOOD, I SUPPOSE.
Stranger: i would be your father though
You: I DON'T NEED SUCH A BAD EXAMPLE. I'M TRYING TO RUN THE UNIVERSE, HERE.
Stranger: well if i'm going to be your father, you have to listen to me. clean your room
Stranger: it's filthy
You: MY ROOM IS HEAVEN. I REFUSE TO CLEAN IT, THAT'S WHAT BARAK OBAMA IS FOR.
Stranger: bad joke is bad
You: YAYAYA
Stranger: work on your jokes and then clean your room. you are grounded
You: xP
Stranger: NEIGH, IM A HORSE
You: PERFECT ME, OH PERVERT
You: I RIDE THE HORSEY!!
Stranger: NEIGH
Stranger: NEEEEEIGHGHGHGHGH
You: GOOD HORSEY
Stranger: NEIGH
You: WHY YOU SO LOUD? SHUT UP.
Stranger: AE'OGBFGBDS'GUABERG' IT SDFIOJSADFKLJ IS SDFDSAKFJ HARD TO SD;KFNSKJAFL TYPE SDJFSADJLKFH WITH HOOVES SALDFJKHLSADKJFHLASDJFON YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN ADSKJFALKJSDFNAKND KEYBOARDS FASKJDFHDSF NEIGH
You: HEY NO CUSSING AROUND GOD!
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