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Question to discuss: do u love each other (stranger 1 &2 together forever)?
You: No. Stranger: yes.
Stranger: omg you don't love me back??????????? whyyy
You: You broke my heart. You: and my toilet.
Stranger: give me a second chance! i will fix your heart! (and your toilet)
You: I don't know...
Stranger: i promise i'll be good this time.
You: I guess I'll give you ONE more chance.
Stranger: thank you. i promise I won't make the same mistake agin.
You: Good. I cant afford another toilet again.
Stranger: sorry about that. It was just a really pathetic toilet.
You: Yeah I suppose.
You: We need a toilet made out of gold bars.
Stranger: good idea.
Stranger: and a matching bathtub big enough for the two of us! You: That's genius! Stranger: yup, thats me.
You: Hmm. If the toilet's gold, the tub has to be silver.
Stranger: ok. we don't want to be too matchy. You: True.
Stranger: we could have diamond encrusted toothbrushes.
You: Perfect! For our bronze sink.
Stranger: Yes! But what about our toilet paper?
You: Umm... Platinum toilet paper?
Stranger: okay. i can see that working.
You: Oh my, but what about curtains?
Stranger: I don't know.. You: Oh no. No bathroom is complete without curtains!
Stranger: This is a huge crisis! You: Indeed!
You: Maybe we can be shoddy and go for that rusted look? Stranger: yes!
You: Perfect! That will also match our titanium bathrobes.
Stranger: Oh darling1 You have the most spendlifourous ideas.
You: Thank you, dear!
Stranger: I think our floor should be made clear glass... and looking down into a fish bowl full of amazing tropical fish.
You: That's splendid!
Stranger: Just like you, my love!
You: Aww you're so sweet!
Stranger: Not as sweet as your beautiful face..
You: Aww. Quite the charmer~
You: But really can I order these things using your credit card?
Stranger: Um.... darling... haha. You have always been more well-off than me....
You: Well I... uh... donated too much money to the poor, dear. Stranger: Well I donate even more to the poor. I'm just such a kind person. I practically donated my life to the poor.
You: I donated my mother to the poor. Don't you remember?
Stranger: I don't recall.... anyway. I donated a child to the poor. And she was very pretty.
You: I donated my pet elaphanth to the poor.
You: Do you remember that?
Stranger: Woopdedoo. Bid deal. I donated an alpaca.
You: I donated America.
Stranger: I donated Asia
You: I donated poor people to the poor.
Stranger: I donated poor people to the poor people that you donated to the poor.
You: I donated poor people to the rich people thay I donated to the poor people that you donated to the poor people that I donated to the poor.
Stranger: Well.... I gave everyone free jars of nutella.
You: Dear, I thought you didn't like nutella?
Stranger: That's why I gave away the nutella, sweetheart.
You: That isn't what your poor grandmother said, honey.
Stranger: My grandmother? She's gone nuts with her old age.
You: Not that grandmother! The other one
Stranger: The other one died when I was 7!
You: No, no, the OTHER one.
Stranger: Oh yes. My third grandmother. Well... you can't trust her.
You: Are you sure, dear? -
SERIOUSLY WHOEVER THIS GUY IS, HE'S AMAZING.
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