America! Think out your damn plans! >:o

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Thread Topic: America! Think out your damn plans! >:o

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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  Show me the proof, you tell America. Prove to me that aliens are real.
  
  America pushes one of the bathroom stall doors open. Id like you to meet my newfound bestie, America says. This is Tonny! A tiny little greyish guy with big red eyes walks from the stall.
  
  Tonnys from space and he wants to hang out here and since were BFF, Id kinda like to show him around. You ask America what any of this has to do with you.
  
  Its simple, he says. Since youre kind of a big deal mercenary, I was thinking maybe youd like to go to space on a mission or whatever. See, Tonnys boss wants Tonny to come back, but like I said, hello, were best bros now, and Tonny doesnt wanna go back! Tonny nods in agreement.
  
  So, we told Tonnys boss that wed send a human back instead! Like a trade! And thats you! You down? A moment passes before you say, No. Way. Not a chance.
  
  Americas face tightens.
  
  Well, he says. Then I guess this is probably gonna be a little awkward.
  
  A glowing beam of warm light surrounds you. In an instant, you are sucked through space and time. As you travel at the speed of light to your new home among the stars, you accept your fate and actually start to feel good about your role as humanitys diplomat.
  
  But you know what would make you feel even better? WINNING A TON OF HETALIA PRIZES, OMG! And you can win them ALL since you totally survived this adventure! YOURE A LEGEND! I SORTA WANNA MAKE-OUT WITH YOU! IS THAT WEIRD?
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  OMG I LOVE THAT ONE. xD
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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  ME TOO! xD
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  YAY MUTUAL LOVE!
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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  NOW I SORTA WANNA MAKE OUT WITH YOU! IS THAT WEIRD? IT PROBABLY IS BUT WHO CARES! >8D I'LL RAPE YOU IN MY CAR IF I HAVE TO!
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  NO IT'S NOT WEIRD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! OH YES, CAR SEX! SCOAR!!!111!!!
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  :D Canada! .. Wait, who?
  
  Omg I love that. xD Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.
• alex014 Novice

  13 years ago
  ...
  I have thought america's plans out:
  A: Senate remains democratic and Obama Care remains effective, bankrupting this country in 4 years.
  B: It turn to republicans and Obama is repealled, Mitt Romney enters the oval office, America goes bankrupt in 10 years.
  C: Obama remains in office, Obama care is removed, Obama invades/nukes Iran, and Russia blasts the s--- out of America.
  D: Washington D.C. get's nuked, a smarter government takes place, and America and Europe returns to prosperity.
• alex014 Novice

  13 years ago
  wtf
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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  Ummm, that dude....with the bear....
  
  Canada: I'm Canadia. 3':
  
  I'm engaged though... To the most amazing man ever!
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  .. America's hat?
  
  Are you America's hat? ._.
  
  Aww, that's so sweet. x3
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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  I think so...
  
  Canada: N-no....
  America: Yeah, you're my hat...
  Canada: *startled* unh! Whe-where d-did you come from, A-america? o.o'
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  Probably..
  
  Psh, you have a pretty nice hat then America..
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  AudreeForever Experienced

  13 years ago
  Yeah..
  
  America: Thanks, bro! :D
  Canada: I'm not your hat...
  America: What'd ya say, Broski?!
  Canada: *whimpers* Ah, n-nothing...
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  VegeKaka Hot Shot

  13 years ago
  .3.
  
  Welcome, you Gringo.
  Be nice to your bro. D:

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