XD

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Thread Topic: XD

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  beastial Novice

  13 years ago
  This s--- is funny!
  
  Gf: Happy Birthday!
  Bf: Awwww thnx!
  Gf: Here's your present! *hands him present*
  Bf: :D *opens present* -.- *reads: Justin Beiber Never Say Never*
  Gf: Do you like it?
  Bf: Gtfo. -.-
  
  
  Wife: Wanna go dancing today?
  Husband: Gee sure.
  Wife: Well you're enthusiastic aren't you?
  Husband: Fine. Ask me again.
  Wife: Wanna go dancing?
  Husband: f--- No! :D
• IBeDrippinSwag Newbie

  13 years ago
  Lmfao
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  beastial Novice

  13 years ago
  Fat Guy at a Gym
  
  Trainer: You need to get in shape.
  
  Fat guy: I am in shape. Round is a shape.
• IBeDrippinSwag Newbie

  13 years ago
  Haha i likes dat
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  CodySimpsonLuv Experienced

  13 years ago
  Thats some funny shiz...
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  beastial Novice

  13 years ago
  Texts Gone Horribly Wrong
  
  Bf: Hey ready for tonight?
  
  Gf: Whats tonight?
  
  Bf: Uh sex.
  
  Gf: Whats that?
  
  Bf: You know. When I shove my d--- into you and we f--- until I come all inside you, and you Abbey, scream.
  
  Gf: Oh this isnt Abbey. This is her 7yr old sister Sara. But that sounds fun! Can I still do it?
  
  Bf: Ummmm just get Abbey please.
  
  Gf: Ok I yelled at Abbey you want to have sex with her.
  
  
  XD Owned by a 7yr old.
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  SWAGGIRL Novice

  13 years ago
  Haha eww hes a creeper lol
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  SWAGGIRL Novice

  13 years ago
  Haha funny daddy
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  CodySimpsonLuv Experienced

  13 years ago
  XD

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