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"Bush fell off his bike while mountain biking on his ranch over the weekend. He hit a rough spot in the trail. There's a switch the environment hurting Bush."
I DREW HITLER STUFFS TODAY -
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LEMME SEE THE HITLER STUFFS YOU DREW TODAY. -
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OMG THEY'RE ALL SO SUPER AMAZINGLY AWESOME MAN.
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XD NO.THEY ARE NOT. THEY ARE HITLER LIKE.
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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" -
YES, THEY ARE HITLER LIKE! xD
OMG I'M DYING OVER HERE! XDDDDDDDD -
I DREW A PICTURS OF GOEBBELS, AND HE WAS LIKE "I might be small, but my d--- is so big; black holes fall into it."
I LOST IT. Dx -
OOOOHHHH. XDD
NU! Dx -
IT WAS AWESOME TOO.
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YOU GOTTA REDRAW IT.
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I TRIED. I COULDN'T NAIL THE GOEBBELS-AURA TO IT.
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A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." -
NUUU! Dx
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YOU DRAW SOMETHING HITLERY NAO.
This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your wish is my command."
Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a cock that touches the floor." Whereupon both his legs fell off.
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