I'm bored
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Teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how dougie
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xDoldschoolversusnewschoolMy, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh, my Lord" Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oak town And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you, homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this) -
Theres a BIG difference to xD
They be like Smoove (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
'Cause all da b----es love me (aye! )
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin'
And for you, you, you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gon' be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right? -
xD Ya think?
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance -
o-o Lots of cursing in there eh?
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there
A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid! -
Exactly.. xD
Check this out baby girl, I want you to check out a nigga,
Cattttt Dadddyyyyy!
MAn I go to work, true winner
Jeans skinny, like Squidward
Lookin for your girl, just missed her
Did my cat daddy and I took her down; Timber
Wrist cold, mamma call it winter
Swisher full of nuggets, daddy calls it Denver
Baby got ass chelsea calls its thinnest, UPS checks get it we deliver
Cat daddy when I dougie, cat daddy when I member
(when I member) rockin' skinnies they for rejetz I remember
Competition see the crease, they surrender
Smokin' Wyclef kush
Now I'm gone till november
Move your arms like your wheel chair stunt'n
Drop low grab your shoulder like f--- it
Tell Power 106 to bang this s---
Big up to my bro Sam, he the king of this s---
Call me SpongeBob
Stackin Krabby Patties
b---- I go to work
Do my Cat Daddy -
DAFUQ? o-o
The gal dem Schillaci, Sean da Paul
So me give it to, so me give to, so me give it to, to all girls
Five million and forty naughty shorty
Baby girl, all my girls, all my girls, Sean da Paul sey
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature fi shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, and gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I
Wanna be the Papa, you can be the Mom, oh oh!
Make I see the gal them bruk out pon the floor
From you don't want no worthless performer
From you don't want no man wey can't turn you on gal
Make I see your hand them up on ya
Can't tan pon it long, naw eat no yam, no steam fish, nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature fi shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, and gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I
Wanna be the Papa, you can be the Mom, oh oh!
Bumper exposed and gal you got your chest out
But you no wasters ?cause gal you impress out
And if you des out a me you fi test out
?Cause I got the remedy to make you de-stress out
Me haffi flaunt it because me God Bless out
And girl if you want it you haffi confess out
A no lie weh we need set speed a fi test the mattress out
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature fi shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, and gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I
Wanna be the Papa, you can be the Mom, oh oh! -
xD Oh gawd
(Your favorite song >:3)
Let's fight
We're face to face
Loyalty is what I need to see from you
You're insecure
I can see the fear that breeds in your heart
Where will you run? [x2]
Where will you hide? [x2]
I see the blood drip from your eyes
Who will survive? Let's get it on
And we'll fight
I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
Immortal
Immortal
Immortal
I need the rush
There's nowhere you could hide before you die
Why won't you face me?
I can see the fear that's in your eyes
Where will you run? [x2]
Where will you hide? [x2]
I see the blood drip from your eyes
Who will survive? Let's get it on
And we'll fight
I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
Where will you run? [x2]
Where will you hide? [x2]
Let's fight
I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
You can't kill me
Immortal!
You can't kill me
Immortal!
You can't kill me
Immortal!
You can't kill me -
Will you, walk me
To the edge again
Shaking, lonely, and I am drinking again
Woke up tonight and no one's here with me
I'm giving in to you
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Watch me crumble
I'm giving in to you
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Caught up, in life
Losing all my friends
Family has tried, to heal all my addictions
Tragic it seems, to be alone again
I'm giving in to you
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Watch me crumble
I'm giving in to you
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
(Oh fuck)
I look forward, to dying tonight
Drinks 'till I'm myself, life's harder every day
The stress has got me
I'm giving in
Giving
Giving in, NO!
Take me under
(I'm killing all the pain)
I'm dying tonight
(i'm sick of all this pain)
Watch me crumble
(I'm killing all the pain)
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Watch me crumble
I'm giving in to you
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you -
Dafuq.. die already then "o
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xD So cruel at stupid times
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Everyone
Blow It Away
Giving In
Freaking Out
The Way You Like It
Close Friends
Do What You Want To Do
Skin
Pain Inside
Speculum
Drowning
Trust
Immortal
Shattered
Nutshell
Freaking Out (Chris Vrenna Remix)
The Way You Like It (Sam "Sever" Citrin Remix)
Do What You Want To Do (Live)
Giving In (Radio Mix)
Co-Dependent
Rip The Heart Out
Stand Up
Unstable
Promises
Blame Me
So Fortunate
Stressin'
Do You Hear Me
Let Go
Betrayed Me
Needles
Shoot The Arrows
Barricades In Time
Tornado
Sevenfold
Planets
Enter The Cage
Remember
Chel
Until Now
Rise Above
Bad Triangle
Better Living Through Chemistry
Refusing Consciousness
Lift Us Up
Vikraphone
Cold And Jaded
Brand New Thing
Open Til Midnight
Waiting For Daylight
Days Go By
All These Years
What Doesn't Kill Us
Invisible
Black Clouds
Los Angeles
The Losers
Do you think all their songs are about death? .-. -
Haha Ikr! xD
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Whaaaaaa o.o
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Stop laughing 0-0
?.? Why you blink so many times? *Moonwalks away from you* xD
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