funny story

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    ilovedogs Novice
    A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

    The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

    Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.

    "Someone else must have shot that bear."

    "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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    ilovedogs Novice
    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

    Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    Correct Answer
    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

    Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct Answer:
    The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.

    This tests your memory.

    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

    Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    - a website
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    shomama123 Novice
    lol ild

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