Land of Stars and Echoes
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Thread Topic: Land of Stars and Echoes
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why is all of her music so awful
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I need more music while I'm thinking about that
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and of the guardians
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*more pictures of the guardians
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Mom LaLonde's track record at Rose's schools:
Removed from elementary bake sale for questionable Champagne Cupcakes.Â
Escorted out of auditorium after daughters solo performance on violin for jumping up and shouting, YOU SEE THAT? THATS HOW YOU PLAY THE f---ING VIOLIN. TAKE NOTES, PLEBEIANS.
Series of concerned phone calls from parents of other children after Halloween Parade regarding her daughters frightfully accurate Lovecraftian horror themed costume attempting to chew on other students clothing and candy.
Restraining order placed by school counselor after a meeting discussing Roses apparent unhealthy obsession with her dead cat led to what appears to be a harpoon/rifle/unknown firearm being drawn in a threatening manner. Quote: How my kid deals with death is none of your business. I can make it your business if youd prefer!
Banned from 7th graders bake sale for refusal to stop sipping from rhinestone embellished hip flask during sales.
Removed from PTA for Science Fair Incident involving particle accelerator and attempted fist fight with judge who banned her child from participating.
Simple science you dont bother teaching anyone because you cant handle the idea of making a mess incident in advanced science lab results in refusals to allow Mz. LaLonde to apply as a substitute teacher in the future, and one week for thorough biohazard decontamination of entire west wing of school.
Banned from 8th grade bake sale following actual fist fight with another mother. Kept screaming FIGHT ME, HELEN while throwing fist-fulls of brownies and cake pops.
All local high schools are advised to keep her on close watch and avoid accepting offers of chaperoning. She is to be kept away from Homecoming and Prom activities at all costs, and kept very far from any science labs.7 months ago -
Listening to people demand that people here give them reasons not to kill themselves is getting tiring. Nah, little flowers. Give yourselves reasons or else get off and do what you do.
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This can't be the credits.Â
You were the limelight- you were the limelight, girl.Â
And I'll never find another,Â
and I'm never going to recover. -
I'm off for now lil bros, see ya.
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