Let's see...
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Thread Topic: Let's see...
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Just how many bad pickup lines you guys can come up with~
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I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I heard youre good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Ill treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Your mom told me to say Hi to you
I named my d--- the truth cause b----es cant handle it!
I must be hunting treasure because Im digging your chest
She: Im in a relationship | You: Lets talk about how we can get you out of that. -
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the Homework one xD -
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl Youre A Blessing
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
The letter X scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Your so cute its distracting
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you. -
squirrels man
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Roses are red violets are blue I didnt know what perfect was until I met you
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I might not go down in history, but Ill go down on you!
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Im no organ donor but Id be happy to give you my heart.
You look familiar, didnt we take a class together? I couldve sworn we had chemistry.
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Youre so f---ing sexy! You look just like my mom.
Damn Girl, youre cute, let me get your email address.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My d---.
I dont believe in love at first sight, but Im willing to make an exception in your case
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