Land of Stars and Echoes
Thread Topic: Land of Stars and Echoes
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sometimes
when I'm in a dark place (lol)
I look through the s--- I've pulled around here
and I am satisfied -
okay so
I was the blackmailer in the mafia in one round of TOS I played
I'd chosen a transporter named Johnathan Corwin to pick on
and I blackmailed him the first two nights -
there was also a Rick Sanchez
whom I specially requested we not hurt because Rick Sanchez is a very important asset to the world -
so on the second day
someone called KinkyKitty piped up and told the town that the mafia had tried to kill someone but that she couldn't tell the town how she knew that
which is stupid because it obviously means she's a spy
she doesn't have to say it
so that night, we were talking and one of the mafia said "so kinkykitty is spy"
and the next day
the first words she spoke were
"MAFIA KNOWS I'M AA SPY HELP ME"
and she was terrified we were gonna get her
and she flipped her s---
and it was a good time -
in the meantime I'm still blackmailing this Johnathan Corwin character
so he can't speak during the day
and I'm sure he's getting real sick of my s---
and this guy that was clearly inno got put on trial for some reason
and I f---ing knew it was stupid and I was falling right into that s---
but me and two other mafia voted him guilty and Johnathan Corwin K N E W -
and he kept giving them my name and telling them to put me on trial
and they kept gettin real close
but for some reason they never got enough votes to get me on the stand
I guess motherf---ers just weren't paying attention -
what the hell
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so the mafia keeps trying to roleblock him, blackmail him, kill him
and he keeps transporting himself with other people and getting them roleblocked, blackmailed, and killed
it got to the point where it was just me and four other mafia, kinkykitty, Rick Sanchez, Johnathan Corwin, and this one other guy whose name I don't remember
and Johnathan Corwin switched himself with me one night and I blackmailed myself
how the f--- is that even possible
anyway so I can't talk and they put one of my mafia guys on trial and he gets lynched
and I figure it's gotta be downhill from there -
mind you the rest of the mafia were incompetent
these f---s were so obvious with their cover ups
I know they were trying to stop me from getting lynched but no one suspected them and they were making it terribly clear that they were defending me because they were also mafia -
um
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at this point it's not safe for us to try and hit Johnathan Corwin anymore
he can't get any of us on stand for whatever reason but he knows who we are and he keeps switching himself with members of the mafia every night and we keep almost killing ourselves
so we have to pick off these other motherf---ers instead
we've already tried to kill kinkykitty several times
and she just will not f---ing go down
I don't know how many people had to come to her rescue for her to survive as long as she did but it was still pretty funny -
we killed the other guy whose name I couldn't remember first
and then they had to kill Rick
and I had to be strong
I said, "Kitty, tell Rick I'm so sorry"
the next day comes and Rick is dead as a doornail
"mafia apologizes to rick XD
they wanted to kill him the first night but someone stopped them"
good girl kinkykitty
let rick know that he has loyal followers no matter where he treads -
at that point
lomothaf---inl
Johnathan Corwin had no idea just how badly outnumbered he was
it was hilarious
he was still trying to reason with the town and get them to lynch me
I didn't even notice
and then another member of mafia says,
"wait, mafia, we have majority."
and that was the end of everything
there was more mafia than there was town
we put Johnathan on trial and hung him right then and there
kinkykitty tried to vote him innocent but we had her vastly outweighed -
she died begging to enlist in the mafia
and we won
and that was the best round of Town of Salem I have ever played -
also I'm pretty sure I'm dying one of my eyes is blood red
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