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>be me
>dictator
>doubted Shrek's existence for a while
>faked death
>moved to USA
>see new Shrek movie
>love it
>go outside, back to my car
>i start driving
>suddenly, i hear:
>"keep driven, laddeh. im gonna have fun with ya"
>makes me drive to swamp
>Shrek ties me around his ginormous, eshrekt cock
>goes in house, rapes me like no tommorow
>yet, it was amazing
>shrek then eshrekulates all over the house
>i worship him then and there
>he laughs
>"You must stop the Drekoning, laddeh."
>dont know what that is, but sure
>fight Dreks and Farquaads for the Ogrelord
>niggre ogre died
>we all mourn and cry, he was brave
>SHREK FRICKIN REVIVED HIM
>we continue killing dreks
>drekoning is over
>new site
>new beginnings
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
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