ill just be comin up with random adventures.
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Thread Topic: ill just be comin up with random adventures.
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*is walking home, carrying cold groceries* freaking cold... *looks up on the roof and sees connor with a sniper* i thought you killed santa last year.
connor: i did. they replace him every year. -
oh. well, the more ya know i guess. *unlocks door and goes inside* hannah, help me unload groceries.
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hannah: yeah, okay. i have nothing better to do. *gets up from the couch*
thanks. *hears gunshot*
conner: take that fatass!
conner, watch your language! -
*a fat man in red crashs through our roof* holy crap its santa! you really did kill him! D:
connor: f***ing rudolph die!
hannah and me: *facepalm* -
*a man with a small police outfit on to match his size teleports in*
CPD officer: you three are under arrest for the murder of santa claus.
hannah: what?! arrest connor! he shot him!
yeah! arrest connor! hes the douche! -
connor: hey! i heard that!
CPD officer: by the rights of the christmas police department, you have the right to shut up.
hannah:dont tell jason that, you'll make him cry!
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hannah: by the way, if were being arrested, why isnt connor also taking the fall?
*connor falls through the hole in the roof de to being kicked down by another officer*
connor: f***ing.. hate... christmas... *is clutching his groin*
*softly chuckles in amusment because of connors ball pain* -
hannah me and connor: *is hit on the back of the head and knocked out*
later... -
conner me an hannh: *bag gets taken off our heads*
:0! santa! oh wait... your not Santa. your just a fat homeless elf.
pudgy elf: :,(
hannah: where are we!?
conner: hannah stop stealing my mojo. *looks around* hey, where are we?!
hannah: facepalm -
CPD officer: *walks out of the shadows and smacks connor in the face with a bat*
connor:ow! what was that for!?
CPD officer: nothing. im a elf. i find joy in smacking people. -
where are we!?
CPD officer: in christmas court. why didnt you ask earlier?
hannah: we did!
connor: hannah. my mojo is for me. anyways, we did!
hannah: punches connor* -
rawr :3
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*zilla rips the court roof off*
elves: *screaming* holy mother of candy canes were all doomed!
hannah and connor: aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!! were all gonna die!
oh hey zilla.
conner: you know this thing?
yeah. -
*Breaths fire*
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santa: im back! turns out it was just a flesh wound! *looks at zilla* ._. *screams like a girl and runs*
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