AWESOME RANDOM LIMERICK THREAD
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Thread Topic: AWESOME RANDOM LIMERICK THREAD
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thisismyquiz NoviceThere once was a froggy named Fred
Who had a green, slimy wet head.
He jumped from his home,
And whereever he roamed
It sure wasn't right back to bed!
There once was a rooster named Rob
Who didn't do well at his job
He wouldn't wake up
And crow and that stufff
Sleeping in made Rob lose his great job! -
thisismyquiz NoviceThere once was a school on Palm way
Students had to stay the whole day
From six until three
They lacked any glee
Til their summer vacation came. -
(I'm not being serious, this is something me and my friends yelled out out of sheer boredom*
There once was a herp named merp.
Who herple merple nerped.
Herply derp
Derply merp
Herply herply lurp.
wut. -
thisismyquiz NoviceThere once was a cow named Bluebell
Whos manure had an awfully bad smell
She got some perfume
But that was her doom
Two bad smells made everyone smell! -
shreklover123 NewbieThere once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true -
thisismyquiz NoviceThere once was a cobber named Joe
He was addicted to his new iPhone
He played angry birds
And said "oh my word!"
"Where did all my customers go?!" -
TheHuntster Juniorare dirty limericks allowed?
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thisismyquiz NoviceUh not really really dirty ones.
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