Today I joined a quiz making website. I barked and someone answered. I’m very happy that I have a new best friend, I am very lonely. I think I’m too crazy for my family. I get the zombies a lot and they think my brain is the size of a ping pong ball, thus giving me the middle name Ponky. But in fact I am very smart. My tiny paws are able to type in letters and I like to write poetry, here is a sample of one of my masterpieces- >The birds are chirping The bird feeder is swaying back and forth>I stare at the window in awe There’s a squirrel>And it’s my duty to protect the house So I run outside and bark>The squirrel runs away I was unable to catch it. >Discouraged and upset I decide to walk over to a tree I lift my leg and go pee>Then I go inside And I think I’ll make this poetry.