Post your favorite Hogwarts School Rules to follow AND break

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  • Steampunk Newbie
    I Will not turn Draco malfoy or his bumbling lackey's into slugs (even though I really want to)
    I will not put firecrackers in professor umbridges tea ( dozzy old cow)
    I will not put mrs. Norris and fang in the same room ( evil she devil cat)
    I will not sick fluffy on Draco ( too bad I'm going to do it anyways)
    I will not make toad noises behind professor umbridges back ( all though she does look like one!)
    I will not help peeves cause mischief and mayhem ( yeah sure like that will ever happen)
    I will not send profess snape a vulture hat for christmas XD
  • Unknown080 Newbie
    HI DERRICK!
  • Steampunk Newbie
    I am not Derrick
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    Crimsonbound Novice
    I will not make spiders come out of the showerheads in the guys bathrooms.
  • BloodBound Newbie
    I will not be a spy for Voldemort and tell him when will be a good time to attack
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    Crimsonbound Novice
    dude, nice name.
    I will never urn all the snooty girls hair into snakes.
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    Sage Parson Junior
    I will not play any pranks.

    Sage: Must...resist...
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    Sage Parson Junior
    I guess this is sort of on the topic. But did anyone have Umbridge call you into her office to write with the Blood quill?

    If so, what did you have to write and why?
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    5thMarauder Experienced
    12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down. (no offense Hufflepuffs XD)
    15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc. (been there done that)
    -15b. This goes for Fred and George, too. (same here)
    24. I will not spike my best friend's pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall.
    -24b. Or Professor Snape.
    29. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled. (my poor baby!)
    I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life.
    I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."
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    5thMarauder Experienced
    Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."
    I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.
    I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.
    I will not sing One Direction songs with my friend in any classes
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    Sage Parson Junior
    @5thMarauder 15c. Goes the same for Sage Parson as well. ;)

    I will not put a bucket of water over the Slytherin common room door.
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    Crimsonbound Novice
    I will not turn 5thMarauder into a kitten ;)
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    5thMarauder Experienced
    @Sage, please don't! I'm your friend, and you shouldn't do that to you're friends! haha ;L
    @CrimsonBound, noooo!! I don't want to be a kitten!
  • I will not flirt with Draco Malfoy;)
    I will not spit in Pansy Parkinson's face
    I will not give Polyjuice Potion as gifts
    I will not lock a boy and girl in the broom closet;)
    I will not sleep in any other place except my tower
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    Crimsonbound Novice
    @5thMarauder, BWAHAHAHA Kitten-ness :P
    I will not turn draco molfoy into a toad
    I will not make one direction join hogwarts

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