Do you have a sense of humor?

Lo, for we all know that the lord hath a sense of humor, for we expel gases from without out fundaments which mimic Gabriel's horn. See how far above the human norm you are humor sensically.

Do you have a sense of humor? is it better than God's? Would you put Greece and Turkey and Hungary so close together on the map? In just a mere inkling of time you can truly gauge the depth and intellect of where your sense of humor stands.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Do you like to dream up stupid physical puns?
they're not stupid!
no comprende.
it's not a dream, it's reality!
I'd like to smash your face.
Have you ever dressed up as a woman in order to get a job?
yes, as a soap opera character.
do tights and a cape count?
yes, when i was young and insolent.
yes, but only the underwear
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
yes, and i have rubbed up against another man's rhubarb too.
Is this one of those British jokes? Where are the trannies?
I eat my cheeseballs with a toothpick, there are 237 toothpicks in the pile. I wear boxers, not briefs, boxers. I wear boxers.
I just don't understand without any sort of visual aid that was fabricated in a dark dank basement near the cage that i'm kept in.
no. but what this town needs is an enema.
Is your friend a sponge? and does he turn you on in a weird kind of way? Do you start to seek out people who have his traits to make sweet but sad love to?
buh, sure.
I hang out in a cave, brooding.
I just don't understand without visual aids.
Are you trying to seduce me?
Is that a pledge pin? On your uniform?
no, it's blood.
I can make that but with a vacuum attached.
I played the penguin in the second batman movie... no wait, that was Danny Devito.
spongebob turns me on.
I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
Do people tell you that you should be a comedian?
I clean up the filth in this city to make it safe for ingrates.
it's called post-partum depression...
Have you ever ruined a good pair of shorts?
yes, it was gay paris.
Did you hear the one about the insomniac, dyslexic, impotent, physicist?
Did the physicist have a crappy visual aid?
He works for me making the tools i use to put evil villains behind bars, violently.
I was Gene Hackman's roommate once. We learned alot from each other.
yes, he sat up late nights worrying about hadrons.
what makes you sad?
non visual-aided presentations of any sort.
having rumors spread on national tv that I'm "at home washing my tights".
the refusal of film making companies to pick up Rainman 2: Raymond gets laid.
Jocks and over-acheivers.
child abuse.
surveys that don't help advertisers target me as a demographic.
are you scared of clowns?
yes, ever since i was young.
no, they are a valid part of performance art.

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