Are You the Right Woman for Steve?

Apparantly there are only two kind of women in the world, those that have been with me and those that don't want to be with me. I'm attempting to discover the existense of a third category. A woman, who wants to be with me. Now mind you, the existense of such a creature is only theoretical. And thus the need for this quiz.

This quiz will categorically determine if you are the right woman for me. Am I the right man for you? Sorry, make your own quiz. By taking the quiz you will be under no obligation to ever actually communicate with me unless you so desire. I'm pretty much hoping that you will desire to, but it's all for fun so post your score and tell me why you think your score is right or wrong. Good luck

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Why are you taking this quiz?
I want to find out if I am the right woman for Steve!
Someone told me this would count toward my community service time.
I was alwasy tought to be kind to my elders.
He's kinda cute and I didn't have anything else to do.
Do you have a career?
Only till I get married.
Sure, and I get $20 a table dance
More like a job than a career
Yes, and I wouldn't give it up for a man.
What do you think about Texans?
I think about them as little as possible.
A bunch of redneck, braggerts with no class
They're just people like everwhere else.
EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.
Are you a good cook?
Why? You lookin for a domestic ya pig
If it can't be microwaved, I can't cook it.
I love to cook and I get great satisfaction when people enjoy what I've prepared.
I'm not too bad when I have the time.
I believe that the way to a man's heart is through his...
Which word or phrase best describes your personality?
Psycho B----
Psycho Bi-polar B----
This was insulting, I'm thinking about not taking the rest of this stupid quiz.
My favorite thing to do during a thunderstorm is...
Hide under the bed.
Snuggle on the couch with my man.
Check all the windows to make sure no rain is getting inside.
It's just rain, I don't do anything special
What is your current relationship status?
Single for whatever reason
With someone but not happy
With someone
I'm alone but my cats keep me company
So far I think this quiz is...
A deperate plea for attention
Cute and funny, and I'm having fun
Just like every other inane quiz on the internet.
Wonderful, can't wait to see my score
What do you wear to bed?
A nightie or long t-shirt or something similar
not a stitch
something silk
flannel long johns WITHOUT the back flap
My dream home would be located...
Near my country club
On a lake or in the mountains or on the beach
A house can be anywhere, but I'll make a home whereever it is.
In the suburbs with lots of kids running everywhere
Do you believe everyone has a soulmate?
yeah, sure, but mine's in afganistan or algeria or cleveland
not really, its a beautiful, romantic idea but it's really not feasible
soul mates are made not destined
absolutely, and I'm holding out till i find mine
Sexually, I could be described as....
Plain Vanilla
Anything BUT Vanilla
31 Flavors, Open All Night
Sometimes vanilla, sometimes cookies and cream, sometimes whatever your favorite flavor is
If I had a chance to do it all over again I would...
never have gotten married
just said no
stayed in school
not started this stupid quiz
What will be your last words on your deathbed...(morbid, huh?)
i hid the money in the well
i love you
ahhhhhhrrrrgggg....heeelllpppp....i don't wwwwaaaaannnnttttt toooooo diiiiieiieeeeeeee
Hey, Steve, I know you have a beard and....
If you don't shave that scraggly thing you're not getting within five feet of me.
I've never been partial to facial hair...but it looks good on you
it makes my knees go week
if you don't shave, I don't shave
The most important thing that keeps a relationship strong is....
good communication
great sex
the prenup agreement
After answering all these questions, do you believe you are the right woman for Steve?
who's Steve? Isn't this Brad Pitt's space?
quiz was cute but I don't think so
maybe...ya never know
i hope so

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