Are you Canadian?

There are many wannabe Canadians, but so very few are actually part of the brilliant race. Canada is a beautiful country with many lush, complex areas, full of wonderment. French Canada on the other hand...

Are you Canadian? Do you have what it takes to be a Canadian? Take this quix to find out if you're a poser b--, or if Canadian blood runs thick through your veins.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Do you like waffles?
Waffles are the greatest breakfast in the world!
I love waffles, eh!
Leggo my Eggo?
Do you own a handgun?
Yes, I am a gun nut!
No, guns are for the wicked!
What the heck is a gun?
Some, yes, but I'm not totally itno them or anything.
Do you like the cold?
I am used to it, but it's not my bag of salt.
I love the cold, I live by it and die by it.
I hate it so much! I need HEAT!
Doesn't really matter to me.
Is it Ant or Aunt?
What do you mean?
It's Ant all the way!
I only use Aunt, f-- Ant!
Ant Edna, eh, she brings me up there to the waffle house, eh.
Do you embrace or disgrace the French!
Oui Oui, I love zee French!
The French suck the nut, eh!
The French are our buddy neighbors, eh.
What, French people don't even count...
What is Nova scotia?
A great place to swim!
A Canadian city
The Taco Bell dog's real name
Nova who?
What is the capital of Quebec?
Quebec sucks, eh!
Quebec, of course.
Oui Oui, Quebec is zee most powerful nation on zee planet!
What do you smoke?
I don't, it's all bad for you.
Hash, eh, the best!
Sissy French cigarettes
Are you fat?
No, fat people disgust me!
I'm just as fat as the next guy
Yes, I'm a tub of lard
I can crush you with my pinky toe!
Do you want to cleanse the earth of every other race?
I love everyone, eh.
Yes, destroy them all!
Hail Hitla!
Nazi's piss me off
Do you want to be Canadian?
I already am
No way, I hate Canada
Canada sucks!
Yes indeedy, the best place in the world!

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