What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female How experienced are you with the Euphonium? That's a what now? I know of it Attempted to play it Grade I - III standard (Low) Grade IV-V standard (Good) Grade VI + standard (High) What topic interests you the most? Politics Philosophy Psychology Theology Alchemy The Arts Which one of these most acurately describes your hairstyle? Long Balding Shaven Mohican Pigtails Mostly covered by headwear Drink much beer? Never, Rarely. Occasionally. Frequently. Religously. Always. Even in my sleep. What do you most often use your mobile/cell phone for? Browsing the internet Texting the other half Calling friends Erotic chatlines Picture messaging/MMS Don't have a mobile/cell. What is your opinion of office stationery? Yeah. Hole punch. Stapler. Great. :P Fortunately I have a vast database of knowledge on the subject. Unfortunately I have a vast database of knowledge on the subject. Why? What do you want? I'll do you a good deal. No catch. Who cares. Next question. I have a shrine dedicated to it. Given the option what would you rather do to a whale? Scientific experimentation Teach it to play frizbee Cook it and consume. Sharpen it's teeth and terrorise small fishing vessels Train it to manipulate space and time. Give it a tophat and call it Uncle Whaley. How's the eyesight? Longsighted (can't see up close) Shortsighted (can't see faraway) Blind Foresighted All seeing. All knowing. Fine. Thanks for asking. You've just become ruler of a country. What would you first act be? Ban attractive people from wearing clothing. Free lyposuction for all! Invade France. Build shrines to myself. Tell everyone there's a nuclear bomb headed our way, get them to evacuate, and once they've left, phone them all up, tell them it's a hoax and that they have to return or else you'll send out some kind of assasin to hunt them down. I dunno, improve health care, pensions, something like that... You've discovered a new star. What do you name it after? Myself. An existing star to confuse astronomers. Patrick Moore. My other half. Whatever I'm eating at the time. McDonalds, and then accuse the other McDonalds of trademark infringement as your McDonalds has been around for billions of years whereas theirs has been around for comparatively less. Dunno, could work? What do you sleep on? A single bed. The floor. A double bed. Whoever I bought home that night. Cardboard, newspaper, whatever I can find lying around really The tormented souls of a thousand men. You favorite head gear? Baseball cap Top hat One of those beer drinking thingies Musical sombrero Tinfoil to stop the aliens getting to my brain Pope's hat. Of the following that I actually own, which is my favourite? Long range listening device. A pipe. Stethescope. Shinai (kendo wooden sword) Gargoyle. Mahjong set. Country of origin? England Wales Scotland Ireland France Elsewhere What colour are your eyes? Mauve. Blue. Blue-green Green Red Other Given the choice, which of the following bands would I have perform live in my own home? Nightwish Lacuna Coil Black Mages Dragonforce Rhapsody Slayer The best game series ever? Sonic the Hedgehog Super Mario Bros. Final Fantasy Superstar Soccer Gran Toursimo Dragonquest My favourite author ever? Haruki Murakami Yukio Mishima Roald Dahl Scott Adams Franz Kafka Homer So what's your grasp of foreign languages? Very poor. I can swear in a few. Enough for holidaying. I can speak one/some fairly well. Fluent in several languages I was raised multilingual So what's your favourite music genre? Freeform Jazz Heavy Metal Goth Punk Classical Bubblegum Pop Best memories are of? School trips Holidays Early childhood First love Friendships Why dwell? Most distant relative you would donate an organ to. Partner Siblings Cousins Cousins Friends Anyone. No-one.
