1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. What do you think of the television programme, MANswers? It objectifies women and wrongly portrays men in a one-dimensional role Well, its got scantily clad women, so... It's a mildly entertaining thing to watch It's hilarious! It's just some silly, low-class show I haven't seen it 4. Scenario: A pedestrian using a crutch is on the sidewalk, about to cross the street. You are heading to your local submarine-sandwich mongering establishment. Do you offer this person aid in crossing the street? No! No! In fact, I'd scoff at that lowly pedestrian! No! I'd probably be completely out of it, but if not, I still wouldn't care. No! But, I WOULD stop to remind them of the pitifulness of their shallow life. Yes, but only if he/she's hot. Yes, but only so I could swipe their wallet. 5. Who or what would you choose to take on your motorcycle to flee from zombies? Food, obviously Money $_$ An attractive member of the preferred gender Any loyal companion will do: I'll get them a firearm so that we may engage in drive-by zombie purgings, and if I run out of food, well... Anyone who will drive the motorcycle for me: I'm not a lowly chauffer! Oh, ah... I'm going to have to do stuff, aren't I? 6. Scenario: While walking on the street, someone bumps into you. How do you react? I just keep going, slightly irritated I knock out their TEETH!! I keep walking, unless they were attractive, in which case I smile and wave flirtatiously I run back over, smack them once awkwardly, and continue I'm so chill, I hardly notice I sue them! And the city. And then I go get some ice cream. :} 7. How morbid are you? Very Not very Not at all, you wacko Not at all...but I AM morbidly obese! 8. Scenario: You're trying to do something, but your annoying friend won't stop poking you to tell you about his day. How do you react? I either ignore him, or tell him to give it a rest I reach for my stash I stand up and kick him right between the eyes I use this as an excuse to fool around with their romantic interest I scoff and insult them in a very dull, unoriginal manner I leave, and probably end up getting fast food 9. Scenario: You believe you're being haunted by an apparition. How do you react? I'd sell my house, I can deal with that I'd use Voodoo Madjikz to capture the spirit in a jar, and then siphon its energy to cause a static shock whenever I touch someone. MUAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA! I'd just freak out I'd go to the bar and use it as a topic to start a conversation, of course I'd be absolutely terrified, and call all manner of religious officials and investigators I wouldn't be bothered 10. Would you be interested in eviscerating the proletariat? Oh absolutely, and anyone else. Oh absolutely, I love to trample over the poor and dispriveledged Oh absolutely, I love to use a proactive approach to giving myself the upper hand in material concerns No I'm not sure exactly what that would entail, but I'm going to use context clues to determine not Haha, anyone answering that one above this is doing what their mom says :P 11. Scenario: You're back in (or, just in, if you're that age) school, and you open your science book to study the nature of wildlife population recording. You notice that on one page that describes indirect observation using examples, every use of the word "albatross" (which is surprisingly much) has been crossed out and replaced with "smexy duck". How do you react? Question whether these duck truly are "smexy" Think that's a gross vandalism Think it's hilarious Think it's hilarious, but only because it involved destruction of property I simply do not care This wouldn't happen, because I had (or have) other, more homely kids do the work for me :} 12. Are you going to give this quiz a positive comment and a 10-star rating? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. OH yeah.