Which Type of Worthless Scum are You?

There are many people, and also many worthless, evil people. Evil is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a worthless piece of evil scum? This is someone who has an extraordinarily cruel mind, is able to solve complex problems simply by flipping more compassionate people off, and sees the world through an entirely resentful point of view.

Are YOU an evil, worthless scum? Do you have the hatred of mankind to qualify for that prestigious title? And if so, which type of scum are you? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What do you think of the television programme, MANswers?
  2. Scenario: A pedestrian using a crutch is on the sidewalk, about to cross the street. You are heading to your local submarine-sandwich mongering establishment. Do you offer this person aid in crossing the street?
  3. Who or what would you choose to take on your motorcycle to flee from zombies?
  4. Scenario: While walking on the street, someone bumps into you. How do you react?
  5. How morbid are you?
  6. Scenario: You're trying to do something, but your annoying friend won't stop poking you to tell you about his day. How do you react?
  7. Scenario: You believe you're being haunted by an apparition. How do you react?
  8. Would you be interested in eviscerating the proletariat?
  9. Scenario: You're back in (or, just in, if you're that age) school, and you open your science book to study the nature of wildlife population recording. You notice that on one page that describes indirect observation using examples, every use of the word "albatross" (which is surprisingly much) has been crossed out and replaced with "smexy duck". How do you react?
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Quiz topic: Which Type of Worthless Scum am I?