Which Smexy Creature Are You? The Sequel

What exactly is this smexiness I keep hearing so much about, you may ask. Or you could already be enlightened. Either way, I ought to drone on about it a bit, as this is the description area. Smexiness is the quality of sensual appeal attributed to creatures of the night, as opposed to sexiness, the corresponding human trait. Whereas not all creatures of the night have much of it, they are collectively referred to as "smexy," for lack of desire to often use the drawn out phrase, "creatures of the night," on the part of most.

Now, we both know that even the dullest night creatures kick vast quantities of arse and that anyone with any sense, or even most with an exciting lack of it, are or wish to be among them. That's a given. But considerably less aspirants are certain which smexy creature they would be best suited to be, and many current smexy creatures have admitted to wanting to take a quiz on it anyway. I know. I've done my research. Therefore, I now present to you, Which Smexy Creature are You? The Sequel!!

Created by: E Lunatic of mah page
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. Do you love killing people?
Somewhat, but I usually only do if it will behoove me in some way
Not particularly
4. If you were fighting someone, would you be likely to brutally mangle them in completely unneccessary ways?
I wouldn't be particularly likely to
No, I would fight efficiently and not create a mess
I probably would get my arse kicked regardless
5. If you were to kill someone, would you proceed to eat them, or otherwise use their corpse for some productive purpose?
Yeah man that's why I killed him in the first place!!
Sure, it would be a shame to waste a perfectly good corpse
Probably not
6. How often can you be found eating something?
Whenever I can find food
About average
At times in which I'm not busy, which is rare
*Looks up from hot dog* Hmm?
7. Is there anyone whom you consider your "kin", so to speak, that the average person would not?
All members of my species
Any sentient beings with similar motives or personalities to my own
Several or all of the above
No, just my family
No, I do not consider anyone my kin
8. Humans, they...
Are ignorant
Are delicious
Serve morals which I cannot reasonably be expected to conform to, escpecially when dealing with them
All of the above
Are worth enough not to be haphazardly torn to shreds
Are reawwy, reawwy gwate :}
9. When visiting your refridgerator, must you constantly shuffle your jars of pickled livers about in order to reach your jars of pickled hearts?
YES, it's so irritating
No, I don't pickle that stuff, I eat them fresh
No, I wouldn't have foreign livers and hearts in the first place
No, I keep my fridge very well-organised
10. Is it possible that you could be mistaken for a human?
I AM a human
11. How many dusty old tomes and forbidden manuscripts can be found around your home?
12. Do you own any astronomical charts?
No need, I've memorized all of the astronomical information I would want under any common circumstances
13. Do you own any astrological charts?
No need, I've memorized all of the astrological information I would want under any common circumstances
Didn't you just ask that?
14. Do you struggle with any of the following: identity-related confusion, fiscal issues, social angst, general stress?
15. Do you have an unexplainable attraction to the Falkland islands?
16. Would you consider yourself as intentionally inconspicuous?
17. Do you consider bleach, a battery-powered FM radio, and a crowbar to be enough to kill someone without ever coming near them?
18. Do you often use a false name?
19. Do you own any items with a pentagram emblazoned upon them? A heartagram?
Yes to both
Yes to one
No to both
20. Which of the following is a type of board?
Magical Voodou Cijie Board
Wiji board
Ouija board
Weegee board
Uiga board
Ouigi board
21. Have you ever paid attention to the pattern of lines on your hands?
22. Mugwort tea!
Come again?
23. Do people often assume that you've made humour when you, in fact, have not?
24. When people talk about how they're feeling, are you often hopelessly confused?
25. Do people often accuse you of being foolish over shortcomings of yours which you do not consider at all related to intelligence?
26. Which is the ninth dimension?
A priori knowledge
There is no ninth dimension
27. Do you ever have a desire to consume blood?
28. Can the average schmuck tell the difference between you and a stock goth kid?
I AM a goth kid. I "...hate life, truly hate the sun, and have to smoke and drink coffeyh."-The Venerable S. Park
29. Does any sort of anger, disgust, or excitement trigger your saying of anything along the lines of, "Bleagh...!"
30. Do you have noticeably larger than average eyebrows?
31. Do you chew with only one half of your mouth open?
32. Do you know how to play Gargoyle?
33. Do you flip your collar up whenever possible?
34. Can you often be found galivanting with a quirky friend who possesses any of the following: hunchback, fingerless gloves, suspenders, external hard drive, wooden pole, or speech impediment?
Not with any of those, but I do have a quirky friend with which I galivant
35. If you were hit with a blast from a flamethrower, would you retain the capacity to run into the perpetrator, setting them on fire as well?
Who the hell can do that?
36. Which of the following would you prefer?
Drinking my way through college in order to get some work, after which I'll meet a respectable (wo)man, get married, pay for a house in a nice neighborhood with nonexistant money, get a nice car and cable, have a couple of kids and instill in them traditional values of integrity, honesty, and independance whilst bending over to climb the corporate ladder, allow my kids to be raised on TV and public education and eventually die happily knowing that I had a loving spouse, the best family in the world, and a successful career, just like every other dime-a-dozen Joe Citizen
Haphazardly flailing about a wet, bouncing rubber track to get to the slab of raw meat at the top on a TV game show
37. Can you easily manage to create a complete breakdown of social order with the help of a few of your friends, but find it an outstanding challenge to turn a doorknob?
Only the first section
Only the last bit
38. Are you completely indiscriminate in which parts of your prey you eat?
No or N/A
39. Have you ever walked more than 30 metres with a small animal gnawing on your leg without noticing it?
40. Are you familiar with any of the following musicians: The Zombeatles, The Rolling Kidney Stones, Bob Killin, Dead Zeppelin, Fester Fangs?
Of course! Who can forget such classics as "Hey Food?"
41. Do you fake being drunk because you are unable to technically become inebriated?
No, but I sometimes pretend to be drunk because I enjoy annoying people
42. Do you pal around with shifty occultists and wild-eyed loons?
43. Do painkillers, aspirin, and anthestetics have unusually little effect on you?
44. Have you ever been attracted to someone by the size of their canines, hands, or eyebrows?
45. Before reading this, have you ever indepentantly come to the conclusion that you are not comfortable eating the meat of livestock, but also believe that the agricultural industry is corrupt, thus leaving one obvious food source, the consumption of which you percieve as having virtually no negative effects on anything whatsoever?
Nope, can't say I have
46. Can you easily and with little thought name all of the following in one-word answers: your name, clique/style, political ideology, religion, moral philosophy, most valued personal trait, and second-largest city of Finland?
No, although I've given it all rather much thought in the past
47. Where would you rather be right now?
In my study, providing some young protagonists with advice
In the Moroccan embassy of Hong Kong, strangling diplomats with a cello string for billz
In the ninth dimension, conjuring a demonic familiar
In a dark alley or clearing, brooding and pondering how to convince some metaphorical audience that you have reservations about transforming the airhead chick who's crushing on you into a vampire, although you honestly don't give a damn and are just in it for the smex
Enjoying the company of a fine (wo)man at a late-night party
Continued....(Select this for no effect)
48. ...Continued...
Trying to knock down the defences of a pub in which several individuals are holed up alongside your bloodthirsty friends
Eating some of Nalanhata's delicious Special Brownies of Undeath
Taking a break and having a drink in an underground fight club in the middle of an intriguing "adventure", so to speak, involving a mysterious stranger, explosives, the English House of Parliament, and a lot of people who need ripping to shreds
Shopping at Wal-Mart
I have no preference
49. Of these, which is your favourite sub-genre of metal?
Scandinavian folk
50. Did you actually bother to read the description? If not, are you aware of the schizm between sexiness and smexiness?
Yes, I read it, and knew beforehand
Yes, I read it and found out
I didn't read it, but know
I didn't read it and don't know, but am so intrigued that I will go back and do so

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