what type of creature are you?

what type of creature are you? are you a pet rock? are you a leprechaun? are you a gazelle carcass? there's only one way to find out! take this stupid quiz! the questions are random, and the answers don't relate to what type of creature you are! but take it anyway! the pants command you!

what kind of quiz is this? will you enjoy filling it out, or will the mere effort of reading it cause your eyeballs to bleed? can you complete all the answers without having to gnaw your own arm off??? only the truly brave and daring should continue! (or if you're really really bored) (and i mean really really really bored!) (like if your only other option of things to do right now is to shave the neighbor's cat and knit yourself a sweater with it...) (or something like that)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. how tall is your forehead?
fore-what?
seeing thru my hair...
average
kinda big...
huge! but only cuz of all my brains!
i had my head removed
4. 42
how many roads must a man walk down?
what's 6 multiplied by 7?
why?
5. do you have hair?
all over!
some fur
patches
just on my head
a unibrow!
completely bald!
6. what's your favorite color?
i'm blind
only see black and white
only see black
only see white
only see food
7. you pour your cereal, and there's just a few drops of milk left. you...
put it in the fridge
finish it off
dump it out
are lactose intolerant (cow haters!)
8. what's your best-ever score in bowling?
three under par!
grand slam home run!
twelve thousand!
i got a turkey once
9. do you have a tail?
yes
no
i used to, but it fell off...
10. are you left-handed or right-handed?
left
right
ambidextrous
i got hungry and chewed my hands off...
11. do you prefer salt water or fresh water?
salt
fresh
i melt when i get wet...
12. marvel, or DC?
marvel
DC
whichever's cheaper
can't read
13. sweet or salty snacks?
sweet
salty
either
combination
snacks?
14. can you outrun a cheetah?
only on land...
no
mmmm cheetah...
15. what does DNA stand for dyslexics
national dyslexic's association
Don't No the Answer
16. what is your name?
i am arthur, king of the brittons
steve
not steve
17. what is your quest?
to find the holy grail
to eat
18. what is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
what do you mean, an african or a european swallow?
i don't know that...
mmmm... (swallows swallow)
is it 7?
19. do you walk in a circle before going to sleep?
sleep?
no, i get dizzy easy
yes
i walk in a square!
20. is this the last question?
i hope so
yes
all of the above
all of the below
who wants to know???
no

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