1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. When you walk into a bar, you're most likely to be ... ... buying a drink. ... bumming a drink. ... recruiting a sidekick. ... meeting with friends. ... already drunk. ... on a mission from god to cleanse such a haven of debauchery.4. You're walking by a wishing well and notice nobody else is around. You quickly ... ... reach in and take any coins. ... reach in and guiltily take a single coin. ... keep walking. ... toss a coin in for good luck. ... take a drink to quench your thirst. ... hide the body.5. Having decided to travel on foot, the first thing you decide to take is ... ... a map. ... a weapon. ... food supplies. ... hiking boots. ... your savings. ... a nap.6. Despite your best intentions, you've become hopelessly lost in a forest. You ... ... cross your fingers and keep walking. ... study the environment for clues. ... try to follow your map. ... retrace your footsteps. ... set up camp for the night. ... panic.7. After several days of wandering, you stumble across a small town. Your first thought is to ... ... restock on supplies. ... upgrade your equipment. ... look around for old friends. ... relax with a drink. ... carry on wandering. ... raze and loot it.8. While relaxing from your travel you meet a somewhat arrogant wizard. You ask him ... ... to teach you. ... to demonstrate his powers. ... about the local area. ... for an autograph. ... nothing, but walk away. ... if those robes mean he's a pimp.9. While exploring the wilderness you are suddenly attacked by a monster. You respond by ... ... charging into battle. ... cautiously watching for a weakness. ... attacking from a distance. ... attempting to befriend it. ... running away. ... summoning the power of friendship.10. When purchasing new clothing, you're most concerned about ... ... protection from monsters. ... protection from weather. ... style. ... fit. ... price. ... that it is, like, so not five minutes ago.11. In order to defend yourself against danger, you rely the most on ... ... melee weapons. ... ranged weapons. ... magical powers. ... allies. ... unarmed combat. ... surrender.12. When exploring dark caverns, you rely on your ... ... own vision. ... equipment. ... sense of smell. ... sense of direction. ... stealth. ... cunning ability to avoid dark caverns.13. You are most afraid of ... ... trolls. ... being broke. ... the dark. ... being alone. ... evil. ... any idea from Peter.14. You find an already prepared fireplace at a convenient location. You respond with ... ... disbelief. ... caution. ... relief. ... further exploration. ... sleep. ... marshmallows.15. Your outlook on life is generally ... ... positive. ... negative. ... neutral. ... varying. ... lacking. ... right at women's chests.
16. The main reason you're trying to become a hero is ... ... fame. ... fortune. ... women. ... doing good. ... to become a role model. ... to say the 'zero to hero' line.17. Your ideal animal companion would be ... ... a raven. ... a cat. ... a snake. ... a lion. ... a chicken. ... edible.18. You one day hope to be known by the heroic deed of ... ... slaying a dragon. ... saving a damsel. ... retrieving an artifact. ... exploring the world. ... ending poverty. ... no longer being a virgin.19. You overhear a rumour about an evil dragon guarding treasure. You ... ... ready yourself to fight it. ... ask around for more information. ... gather allies to defeat it. ... begin intensive training. ... stay far away from it. ... spread your own rumour about your best friend's penis size.20. You are purchasing regular supplies but believe you are being cheated. You ... ... buy the produce anyway. ... directly accuse the seller. ... take your concerns to others. ... take your business elsewhere. ... counter con the seller. ... eat the seller instead.21. You find that although you have worked hard your dubiously aligned rivals are obtaining more popularity than you. You ... ... complain. ... work harder. ... confront your rivals. ... expose your rivals. ... accept your position. ... go home and cry.22. Your sidekick is having a crisis of faith. To encourage him, you ... ... remind him of your successes. ... remind him of the rewards. ... underestimate future challenges. ... harshly accuse him of cowardice. ... go on alone. ... replace him with a zombie - they complain less.23. Your objective is finally within reach. As you begin to plan, you first suggest ... ... a direct assault. ... a diversionary strategy. ... waiting until nightfall. ... combine abilities for an effective attack. ... waiting for reinforcements. ... sacrificing minions (is there anything it CAN'T solve?).