How Likely Are You to Kill Somebody?

You've wondered about it on those sleepness nights. How likely ARE you to kill someone? Is it possible that you could snap one of these days and go after your annoying boss with an ice pick?

Take this quiz to find out, once and for all, how much of a psychopath you really are. Proven 98% correct 97% of the time, this quiz is about as accurate as it gets.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever killed someone?
Well yeah, but who hasn't?
Only in 'Nam
Not that I can remember
Absolutely not! All that chopping and digging is way too much work.
Absolutely not! Murder is wrong.
I plead the 5th.
4. Which of the following have you been a part of?
A curling club
A cult
A catholic school
Girlscouts
None of the above
Two or more of the above
5. How badly do you need a cup of coffee and a cigarette in the morning?
I don't have any bad habits
I have a few bad habits, but smoking isn't one of them
If I don't get them first thing in the morning, I can wait until morning break.
Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
I once poisoned my roommate because she took my last cigarette.
6. How many of the following kinky bedroom fantasies turn you on: a) being slapped b) having your hair pulled c) being raped d) being tied up e) being whipped f) being spanked
one
two
three
four
all of 'em, of course!
none, that's just weird.
7. Which of the following would you like to do to your significant other in the bedroom: a) slap them b) pull their hair c) rape them d) tie them up e) whip them f) spank them
one
two
three
four
all of 'em, of course!
none, that's just weird.
8. Which of the following would you like to do to your significant other in the bedroom: a) slap them b) pull their hair c) rape them d) tie them up e) whip them f) spank them
one
two
three
four
all of 'em, of course!
none, that's just weird.
9. When you watch CSI Miami what is going through your mind?
Wow, these murderers are really horrible people!
Wow, these murderers are pretty darn creative!
Hmmm... could I get away with that?
Horacio sucks!
10. When you find a spider in your bathtub, do you:
squash him with a kleenex?
spray him with lysol and watch him squirm around until he finally takes his last breath and dies?
scream bloody murder for your mom to take care of him?
scoop him into a cottage cheese container and let him free outside?
wash him down the drain?
11. What do you think of Goldie?
She is scary
She is hot
She is funny
Isn't she that stripper who gave me a lapdance last weekend?
Who's Goldie?
12. What's your take on drinking and driving?
It's a pretty good way to get home.
As long as I don't wake up next to a stranger, I'm safe.
I always take a taxi.
I used to do that until I hit that little old lady. Oops.

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