1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What are you thinking about right now? Fire! Things exploding! Chaos! Darkness.... or something quiet and calm... Some house song that's stuck in my head. Or Florida, or some other hot place. Uh... (takes finger out of nose) What's thinking? That's something I've never done... Huh huh...4. What do you think of noobs? Ugh... they're everywhere... they suck. Hey, I've been called that a lot of times! I still don't know what it means though. They're okay, I guess. Sometimes I don't even realize when someone is a noob, but everyone else does. They will all bow down to me!5. Which face appeals the most to you? (Note: You may have to turn your head 90 degrees counterclockwise to view one of them.) | | >=D -_- ^ ^6. What kind of music do you listen to? Emo music, heavy metal, that kind of thing. I blast it in my headphones and listen to it rather emotionlessly. That fast-paced orchestral stuff, like what they play in the movies when evil is prevailing! Just about any variation of the Mission Impossible theme song is good too. Soulja Boy! I love that song! It's so... intelligent... House/electronic music. Although I have to admit, I like some salsa too.... Something else.7. What does the color yellow symbolize to you? Happy! Huh huh... It's so bright, it burns my eyes... Thursday. There's a natural association between the two things. The color of evil! Something else.8. Which of these things is most like the last amazing thing you did? I made this awesome song that even I can't resist listening to! Seems like the critics can't say the same, though... I put my hand under my armpit and made funny noises! I took over the world! Hahahaha! Oh wait, no I didnt... But I'm about to! I just went through a wall... it was nothing, really...9. What is your artwork like? I don't feel like reading another long answer! I pick this one! I draw this huge stuff that takes like, days and weeks to finish, and I heavily emphasize shading. I draw blueprints of my evil inventions! I have a unique style. I generally prefer to make music instead though.10. What was the last thing you ate? Some meat, some rat poison, some garbage... you name it, I ate it! I don't eat much, I can't even remember. Those instant lunch soups are pretty good though... Something that just went right through me. Eat? Oh yeah, I forgot to do that today, I was busy working on my evil devices. But when I do eat, it usually consists of some bolts and screws.11. What are your friends like? Friends? Hm, that's odd, I don't have any. Not really sure why though. My friends are like, totally rad, dude. They're so fun to hang out with! And they're always telling me to go away! My evil henchmen sometimes slack off from their jobs. I've gotta get them back to work. I don't know if I'd even call them friends, they're so... weird... and stupid...12. How do the other kids in school see you? They don't. You see, I drift through the hallways and I go unnoticed. I annoy people for a while and stuff... and then they start yelling, I don't get it! I ramble on about my evil plans... sometimes I feel like no one is listening... well, I'll force 'em to! I'm being watched by the cameras, dammit, I don't have time to think about what the other kids think of me! Wow, what weird answers... None of the above would describe my situation at all.13. You are stuck in the elevator with three people, and none of you know each other. You don't know when you'll get out. What do you do? Ooh, this'll be fun! I'll tell them about the time I was chasing that ice cream truck last week! Immediately emerge as the dominant one and start my own evil society in there! Oh great, they're probably just a bunch of more pathetic weirdos to deal with... Oh no, three? That's bad! Well, there are four of us altogether, so I guess it's not as bad... but I'd still be kinda nervous.14. When you expect that school is about to end, you look at the clock and there's still like, ten minutes left. What are you thinking about? Yay! Now I can think about Soulja Boy for like, ten more minutes! I may be stitting down in this classroom now... but eventually I'll be the one standing and that teacher will be bowing down to me! I'm freezing... No... no more exposure to the pathetic souls which reside in this classroom! I'd better pay attention to what the teacher has to say.15. Your idea of an ideal time is... Hanging out somewhere warm, playing video games, listening to house music. Hanging out with my buddies, annoying people, eating rat poison... Drawing my gigantic picture, reading my 13000 page novel, hanging out in the dark, etc. The world is mine and people are screaming in fear and it is chaotic and the world is mine!16. Which is closest to your current catchphrase? "Evil will prevail!" "Yep, I knew I shouldn'tve had that rat poison..." "Yeah?" or "Oh yeah?" "Oh, joy." or "Sigh..."17. Your worst enemy is approaching. What do you do? I'm doomed... Wait, I could just float away, then maybe he won't notice me... The cold weather is approaching? Or english class is approaching? I don't know, there's not much I can do about either. Hey, it's (insert some guy's name here)! How's it going, man! Oh, this is so cool! (at this point, you get sucked up by a vaccuum or you get pretty hurt.) I AM the enemy!18. If all cats are humans and some humans are dogs, which statement must be true? Huh? Doom tss doom tss doom tss doom tss.... Oh, right, the question. Oh, I don't know. Cats must be really pathetic. All of them will bow down to me! Ahahahaha!19. Where is your lunch hangout area? Sitting on the warm radiator. If it's 90+ degrees outside, I'll just stand out there. Standing on one of the cafeteria tables yelling about my future dictatorship! Hey, you over there! Yeah, you! LISTEN UP! In that underground floor where it's dark and no one goes. Going from table to table, annoying various people. What the hell kind of a school is this? I just sit with my friends like a normal person.20. I'm thinking of a number from 1-100. What is it? 1. Because that's the amount of seconds remaining before I take over the world! 13. Cow. I only have a 1% chance of being correct, so why bother? W.21. Poo. Did you laugh at that? Uh... what? Who the hell would laugh at that? Hahahaha! Poo... that's so funny! Hahahaha... No, but maybe it is supposed to be funny. Sometimes I have trouble figuring that kind of thing out. Yes, but that's because I was already laughing about something else. I was practicing my evil laugh, I've gotta improve on the volume, you know?22. What are your sleeping habits like? I don't sleep, I'm manic. When I wake up, I have an extremely painful headache and the only thing I can think about is how much the day is going to suck. I can't sleep unless someone tucks me in, reads me a bedtime story, and gives me a warm glass of milk. I like sleeping really late, but if I have to get early I'll make sure to set my alarm to some house music. I sleep on a very routinely schedule.