Useless Knowledge

There are many smart people out there, but few true geniuses. Genius is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a genius? A genius is someone who has an extraordinary mind and is able to solve complex problems.

You are most likely not a genius. No worries, neither is that guy sitting next to you picking his nose. So, enjoy this quiz of useless knowledge and put that average brain to work!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who was the third president of the United States?
John Adams
John Quincy Adams
Thomas Jefferson
Mr. T
4. Who starred in the movie *Fatso*?
Dom DeLuise
Rush Limbaugh
William Howard Taft
Divine
5. What silliness has Madonna NOT gotten herself into?
Kabbala
Having a baby with her trainer
Posing nude in Playboy
Wearing cones on her boobs
6. Finish this lyric: "Bye bye Miss American Pie/Drove my Chevy to the levee but"
The levee broke and flooded New Orleans
The levee got high
The levee asked "Why?"
The levee was dry
7. A llasa apso is:
A breed of cow
A breed of dog
The latest fashion craze in Thailand
On the menu at a French restaurant
8. If I were in Burkina Faso, where would I be?
Iceland
Greenland
Asia
Africa
9. Who was NOT president in the 80's?
Ronald Reagan
Jimmy Carter
George Bush, Sr.
Bill Clinton
10. Did you use Google, Wikipedia, etc. to answer any of these questions?
Yup, and I ain't skirred.
Yes...I'm so ashamed.
Uh....no. Not at, uh...not at all.
No way man. I be smart!
11. One train is travelling at 30 mph in a southwardly direction. Another is travelling north at 45 mph. Do you give a s---?
Yes, I love trains.
What's a train?
No way man.
The answer is 47 minutes.
12. I just bought a Wandering Jew. Where did I buy this?
Fiesta Mart
Wolf Nursery
The Jewish Store
I stole it.

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