The Useless Quiz

This, is a test. Of the strange... Of the creepy... Of the stupid and useless! But, you can pass this test if you study useless facts in your spare time!

Are YOU Useless, Smart, or just plain stupid? Well to find out, you just have to take the useless quiz! It's the best useless quiz to take when you are bored!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you friends with a pickle?
Yes
No
What the heck?
Possibly...
Are you?
4. What would you do if someone picked up a puppy and threw him off a building?
I'd catch it of course!
I'd let it fall
I'd catch it, then take it to the pound!
Is this puppy a boy or girl?
THAT'S CRUEL!
I dunno
5. True or False: Is this question true?
True
False
Umm,
WHAT?
Trulse
Ok then,
6. Remember yesterday, you fell down, then Spider-man kicked you and you killed him then you said " MUA HA HA!"
WHAT THE HECK?!
I never did that!
Yes,I remember
Spider-man's not real!
HOW CAN ANYONE KILL SPIDER-MAN?
Who we talkin' about?
7. Are you a bran flake?
Yes
No
Maybe when I'm 99 I'll be!
I'm not sure...
8. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! SAY YES!
YES!
NO!
9. If you said yes on the last question, click the answer that says " I got -6 points!" If not, say "I am the master! I got +6 Points!"
I got -6 points!
I am the master! I got +6 points!
10. Those last two questions were useless, True or False?
False!
False!
False!
False!
False!
TRUE! Why are there so many falses?!
11. What would you do if someone said "You are useless! Everyone HATES you! MY SPOON IS TO BIG! I AM A BANANA!
Kick 'em
Hug 'em
?????
That, is random
12. This is the last question! True or False: This IS the last question!
True
YOU ARE LYING! FALSE!
13. I AM A HUMONGOUS BANANA!
WHAT THE HECK?!
Oh.. My... Goodness
YOU ARE RETARDED!

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