True Mainah Quiz

I love these quizzes about where people are from, so you probably do too. I thought mine might be more clear than some of the other ones out there.

Are you a mainah? You can find out with this test, and you might have a chuckle while you're at it. Now to get to my quiz, ya gotta go past the red bahn, if you get to blue bahn you've gone too fah.

Created by: Josh
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. "Timmy's" when used properly describes...
your little brother
someone stuck in a well
the donut shop that thank god is open all night
that tooth guy
4. The capitol of Maine is
Portland
Bar Harbor
Kennebunkport
Augusta
5. Your favorite kind of hotdog is
Beef
Turkey
White
Brown
Red
6. When hanging out at the beach, the proper order of tanning and swimming is...
Tan, dip toe, Tan, swim
Tan, dip toe, get frost bite on toe, Tan, dip toe, get frost bite on toe, etc.
Swim, Tan, dunk head to cool off, Tan
Tan, dunk head, Tan, swim
7. I love the winter because....
Snow looks so peaceful
I like winter sports
I could use the exercise of shoveling
All the damn tourists are finally gone
F*** that! I don't think i could stand anothah wintah!
8. An Italian is...
A person who hails from Italy
A sandwich with ham, green peppers, olives, cheese, tomato oh so good
A type of dressing
I don't know, i thought #1 sounded right but i'm afraid to be wrong
9. When speaking about the county you are referring to...
The county prison
the county of... something
I don't speak about any counties, that's silly
Aroostook friggin county, way the hell up theah
I'm from theah! Don't staht you friggin townie!
10. Maine's main sources of state income are...
lobster...and trees?
maine has income?
tourism, fishing (including lobstah-in), paper (from trees) and blueberries
Nature stuff
11. According to 2000 national census, Maine is what number in terms of "whiteness"?
1
2
3
4
5
12. The old port is...
A port no longer in use because of its age
Good ole' port still kickin
Downtown portland!! time to go drinkin buddy, yeah!
Portland, Oregon
13. Bob Marley is...
A rastafarian
The best reggae singer and activist of all time, mon!
A stand up comedian
Ziggy Marley's dad
14. People from Massachusetts are...
Wonderful new englanders
Wicked pissah
often visitors
Ma--holes
15. Lastly, I touch the thermostat at my mother's house...
If it gets too cold
If she asks me to
often
are you friggin nuts guy? don't evah touch that thing! Jeesum crow!

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