Are you a Mainah or a Flatlandah?

Are you from away, or from Maine? Are you a Maniac or just a wannabe? Take this quiz and you'll find out how you rate on the Maine scale. Don't be, as my grammy said, "Behind the egg ball," take the quiz.

This is on a website somewhere: Mainers use silly words like cunnin', pungin', ayup, and fetchin'. None of these have any foundation in the english language. I guess the sheep must have taught them to the Mainers." Bull tripe, I tell ya.

Created by: macshanna

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's the Maine state bird?
The blue jay.
The jailbird.
The seagull.
The lobster.
The black fly.
The cardinal.
4. "It's balmy out," Mister Man just told me, taking off his Chester Greenwoods.
It's wicked warm.
It's wicked cold.
There's been a rainstorm.
He's been in the garden.
The cows got out.
5. How do you eat a lobster?
Wearing a protective bib, using your hands.
No bib, using your hands.
With a knife and fork.
6. If you're "from away," what does that mean? Hint: flatlander.
You grew up in Maine but you don't live there anymore.
You've lived in Maine most of your life.
You were born in Maine but your parents were born somewhere else.
You lived in Maine a couple years/ you never lived in Maine.
You are a Mainer but don't act like one.
You are a true Mainer only if you were born here, your parents were born here, you've lived here all your life AND you act like a Mainer.
7. Last night you had a lot of coffee brandies and you got wicked loaded and went out tippin. Tippin has to do with:
Strippers
Cows
Falling down
Looking for love
8. Where is my cunnin' old man? He's out pottin' bugs, like he does all season.
It's summer and her husband is plagued by black flies and mosquitoes.
Her husband's a cop and he's squashing the crooks.
It's spring and her husband's looking for ladies.
Her husband's out getting lobster.
It's black fly season and her husband's nappin' with his mouth open.
9. She's gaumy, ain't she?
She's goofy
She's awkward
She's gangly
She's moody
Answers #1-3
None of the above
10. Mainers talk like people from New York, but more like people from Massachussetts.
Kind of true.
Not true.
True.
Only a flatlandah would say something that numb.
11. Moxie tastes like:
Coke.
Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper with bitter herbs.
The worst thing I ever tasted.
The best thing I ever tasted.
There's no such thing as Moxie.
12. Bert and I was performed by two kids from Boston.
True
False
13. Tim Sample is
a retired football player
a wicked good humorist
a wicked good banjo player
a state representative
a made up name
14. Words like "butter" sound like ___ and words like "sofa" can sound like ___.
ah and er
ah and ah
15. Pop or soda? Bag or sack?
Pop, sack
Soda, bag
Pop, bag
Soda, sack
16. That old boy is full of the old cat.
He's about to die.
He's mischevious.
He's eaten too much.
17. Cabin fever is relieved by:
Cabin fever relievers.
Gettin' out and about.
Not gettin blue over the weather-breeder.
Havin' a go with the old lady.
Goin' out to a pahty.
All of the above.
18. All kidding aside, Mainers care about community more than anything. You can count on your neighbor to stoke your stove. That means?
Get you hot.
Get you going.
Keep your fire going when you're gone.
Fight about politics.
19. How come you took this quiz?
I'm holed up fah the wintah.
I'm not too shahp.
I'm wicked bo-ahd.
I got right ti-ahd drinkin' adam's ale and drivin' the rototillah.
Foh the most paht, I ain't got no time fah retahds and que-ahs but my cah's broke so I'm jus sittin here.
All them answers look good to me, there, boy.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What's the Maine state bird?

The blue jay.

The jailbird.

The seagull.

The lobster.

The black fly.

The cardinal.

4. "It's balmy out," Mister Man just told me, taking off his Chester Greenwoods.

It's wicked warm.

It's wicked cold.

There's been a rainstorm.

He's been in the garden.

The cows got out.

5. How do you eat a lobster?

Wearing a protective bib, using your hands.

No bib, using your hands.

With a knife and fork.

6. If you're "from away," what does that mean? Hint: flatlander.

You grew up in Maine but you don't live there anymore.

You've lived in Maine most of your life.

You were born in Maine but your parents were born somewhere else.

You lived in Maine a couple years/ you never lived in Maine.

You are a Mainer but don't act like one.

You are a true Mainer only if you were born here, your parents were born here, you've lived here all your life AND you act like a Mainer.

7. Last night you had a lot of coffee brandies and you got wicked loaded and went out tippin. Tippin has to do with:

Strippers

Cows

Falling down

Looking for love

8. Where is my cunnin' old man? He's out pottin' bugs, like he does all season.

It's summer and her husband is plagued by black flies and mosquitoes.

Her husband's a cop and he's squashing the crooks.

It's spring and her husband's looking for ladies.

Her husband's out getting lobster.

It's black fly season and her husband's nappin' with his mouth open.

9. She's gaumy, ain't she?

She's goofy

She's awkward

She's gangly

She's moody

Answers #1-3

None of the above

10. Mainers talk like people from New York, but more like people from Massachussetts.

Kind of true.

Not true.

True.

Only a flatlandah would say something that numb.

11. Moxie tastes like:

Coke.

Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Pepper with bitter herbs.

The worst thing I ever tasted.

The best thing I ever tasted.

There's no such thing as Moxie.

12. Bert and I was performed by two kids from Boston.

True

False

13. Tim Sample is

a retired football player

a wicked good humorist

a wicked good banjo player

a state representative

a made up name

14. Words like "butter" sound like ___ and words like "sofa" can sound like ___.

ah and er

ah and ah

15. Pop or soda? Bag or sack?

Pop, sack

Soda, bag

Pop, bag

Soda, sack

16. That old boy is full of the old cat.

He's about to die.

He's mischevious.

He's eaten too much.

17. Cabin fever is relieved by:

Cabin fever relievers.

Gettin' out and about.

Not gettin blue over the weather-breeder.

Havin' a go with the old lady.

Goin' out to a pahty.

All of the above.

18. All kidding aside, Mainers care about community more than anything. You can count on your neighbor to stoke your stove. That means?

Get you hot.

Get you going.

Keep your fire going when you're gone.

Fight about politics.

19. How come you took this quiz?

I'm holed up fah the wintah.

I'm not too shahp.

I'm wicked bo-ahd.

I got right ti-ahd drinkin' adam's ale and drivin' the rototillah.

Foh the most paht, I ain't got no time fah retahds and que-ahs but my cah's broke so I'm jus sittin here.

All them answers look good to me, there, boy.

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