Mainah...or From Away?

There are many people who think that they are "Main-ahs." However, very few actually are. If you were born somewhere else, or if you moved away from Maine at too young of an age, you have no idea what you missed.

Do you think you're a true "Mainah?" Or do you think this is an amusing little game that some people play? Well it's not a game! This is real life! And this is probably the only way to tell a fraud from a true blood! Take this test with other "mainers" and see how well they do!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you were to give directions to a tourist, who is far from his/her destination, your "go to" response would be...
Down the road, take a left, can't miss it.
You can't get theah from heah.
I don't know how to get there.
Down the road, past the red bahn, but if ya get to the blue bahn, you've gohne too fah.
I don't give faulty directions.
4. After 11pm, there are only 3 places to go in the entire state if you are under 21. The favorite of these is...
Wal Mart Super Center
7-11
L.L. Bean Factory Outlet
Denny's
I'm over 21, so f*ck that
5. My favorite food is...
Blueberries
Potato
Lobster
Lobstah
Steak
Tofu
6. My favorite song to hear around thanksgiving is...
Deck the Halls
Alice's Restaurant
Dominick the Donkey
Anything by Rustic Overtones
Let it Snow
7. The one thing you never touch in your mother's house is...
Her jewlery
Her cooking
Her high heels
Her thermostat
Her living room
8. A place that you would never go for dental hygiene reccomendations is...
Kentucky
Alabama
The County
Down by the pier
Auschwitz
9. The state of Maine got electricity and running water in the year...
1998
...they have that up there?
1968
1940
We got it the same f*ckin time as the rest of the country you assh*les!
10. The state of Maine's most prominent effects on the civil war were...
Nominal
The state was a free state, so they musta had some troops for the North
Probably smuggled some slaves?
We friggin stahted it and ended! The Act of 1820 made maine a free state and missouri a slave, and then at the battle of little round top Joshua Chamberlain friggin saved all your asses!
I don't know much about History...
11. In the event you would like a sandwich, you choose...
Subway
Quizno's
Fast food
Amato's
12. New Hampshire is...
A great state!
Right next to Maine
The only state to share a border with Maine
A place on your way to Boston
No big deal
Pretty much southern maine, i'n it?
13. As of 2005, one of the hottest political issues was...
Whether George W. won that one too
Gay Marriage
State funding of schools
Whether or not to build a casino in Sanford
14. Poland Spring is...
What it means to be from Maine
Where everyone always asks if i'm from
A wonderful beverage
Where I pee after a night of drinkin'

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