The Official Dog and Alligator Quiz

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Is Benji Madden a dog?
Yes
No but he thinks he is.
No, he's a human.
No, he's an alligator
No, he's the God in my religion.
Yes, and he's also the God in my religion.
4. Do you have a dog?
Yes
No, but I have an alligator
No, and I don't have an alligator either
No, I'm a dog myself
No, I'm an alligator
No, I'm dead.
5. If you did have a dog, and an alligator tried to eat it, what would you do?
Hit the alligator on the head!
Scream and run away! AAAAAAAAAH!
Give it up. I don't like my dog anyway.
Play Free Bird. Everyone deserves to die listening to Free Bird.
Eat the alligator... Duh.
Climb into the alligator's mouth to save my dog!
6. If you were a dog and you were being eaten by an alligator, what would you do?
I would die!
Hope my owner would save me...
Hope another dog would save me...
Hope another dog would come along and the alligator would eat it instead.
Chiahuahua!
I'd eat the alligator.
7. If you were a river, and in the river (which is you) was an alligator eating a dog, what would you do?
Make a big tidal wave and wash the alligator away!
Make a huge tsunami and drown the whole world!
Pick up a stick with my arm. Rivers have arms, right?
Unleash my magical Didymos on the alligator.
Hope the alligator doesn't eat me.
Call for Ronnie! "RONNIE! SAVE ME!"
8. If you were a stick right near a river, and in the river was an alligator eating a dog, what would you do?
Wait for a human to pick me up and hit the alligator on the head.
Pick myself up and hit the alligator on the head with me.
Nothing, I'm a stick.
Depends what sort of wood I was made of.
9. If you were a house near a river and in the river was a dog being eaten by an alligator, what would you do?
Frantically open and shut my windows and doors.
Pick myself up and throw myself into the river, crushing the alligator (and hopefully not the dog...)
Canada! Or something!
I'd sing my favourite song... "LET'S ALL SING THE LARD SONG..."
Ain't got no house... ain't got no car... I got me a 1950 Les Paul guitar...
My house got washed away when the river made a big tsunami and drowned the whole world...
10. If you were an alligator, would you eat dogs.
yes
no
only on days ending with Y
only on the second tuesday of next week
11. Name a plant...
What is this? An Environmental Studies test?
St John's wart! Hahahaha... he had warts.
Jim
Jimmy
Um... Helen Clark...
Uncle
12. Name a dog breed...
I told you! I don't LIKE environmental studies!
Chiahuahua
Labrador
A blue dog?
A fat dog?
Paris Hilton
13. Which house?
I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE! IT GOT WASHED AWAY
Hell House
Nut House
Play House
Play Dough
Grey! Yay!
14. Do you like fish?
I like to fish! I like to eat fish!
Fish live in a river. Where the alligators are.
I'm a vegetarian!!!!!
Let's all sing the lard song...
No, I like alligators!
I don't wear shoes on stage.
15. Who would win in a battle?
Dog
Alligator
House
River
Stick
The Lard Song!!!!!
16. Who would lose in a battle?
Dog
Alligator
House
Stick
River
Canada!!!!!
17. Who would be the refferree?
Dog
Alligator
House
Stick
River
Some Old Guy

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