The Official Jaaws Quiz

There are many people out there who have met Jaaws at one point or the other. But very few have had the privilage(or misfortune) of getting to know me, and all of my quirks. This quiz is for those out there who have been forced to put up with me in some form or another.

Do you have what it takes to get into a small portion of my head? It is a dangerous journey that requires courage, bravery, and a few beers. Survive this journey and you will never be the same.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you work in the food industry?
Yes
No
4.
5. What is the best college football team in all the land?
Florida Gators
Pittsburgh Panthers
Michigan Wolverines
Miami Hurricanes
Penn State Nittany Lions
None of the Above
6. What is the best Monty Python movie?
The Holy Grail
Life of Bryan
The Meaning of Life
All of the Above
None of the Above
Monty Who????
7. Who is the best James Bond?
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnon
That New Guy
8. Which is worth the most points?
The Goat
That Bat Wing
The Brain
The Abraham Lincoln
9. Finish the line: "I swear to god, i'm going to pistol whip the next man that says ________"
Shenanigans
Bennigans
Farva
Meow
Crap
Chooch
10. The best genre of movies ever is?
Comedy
Drama
Action Adventure
Horror
Cult
Musical
11. Now its time to separate the Jaawsites from the not so worthy. When am I most happy at work?
200 on the books-on pantry
500 on the books-on grill
500 on the books-on back saute
150 on the books-on expo
pizza window anytime
none of the above
12. What do you do when your are talking to me?
Shut your mouth
Stop spitting
Look at me
Make it interesting
Hurry up
13. Which concert would Jaaws rather be at?
Godsmack
Social Distortion
U2
KISS
The Clarks
N-Sync
14. Best celebrity chef?
Emeril
Bobby Flay
Anthony Bourdain
Rachel Ray
Mario Batali
Rocco DiSpirito
15. My baby takes the morning _____?
Bus
Subway
Train
Car
Airplane
Ship
16. Worst 80's "glam" band?
Ratt
Warrent
Europe
Bon Jovi
Poison
Def Leppard
17. Okay and now the final question. As you may have realized by now, there is no official point to this test, if you got this far, than you must be like me and have absolutely little or no _______?
Life
Time
Beer
Sleep
All of the Above

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